You didn’t quit your job. You transcended the need to work. The Rich and Unemployed t-shirt is a cheeky flex for the visionaries, trust fund daydreamers, and unapologetic soft-lifers who know rest is a revolution and luxury is the baseline.
Front and center? A minimalist yacht illustration — sleek, effortless, and floating through life like you do.
Above it? The blessed words: “Rich and Unemployed.”
Together, they say:
“I don't chase, I attract... yachts, wealth, freedom, and iced matcha.”
It’s your lifestyle motto on a T-shirt
It makes boomers mad (bonus)
It looks just as good at brunch as it does poolside on someone else's dime
Perfect for:
Manifestation journaling sessions
Solo rich-girl walks
TikTok GRWM vids
The “my bank account is none of your business” vibe
Your delulu bestie who just started investing in crypto... again
The one in the group chat who says “I’m not working a 9–5 unless it’s a vibe”
Yourself, obviously — because generational wealth starts with a good outfit
Material: 100% cotton — soft, breathable, yacht-deck approved
Fit: Gildan Heavy Cotton (unisex fit)
Sizes: S, M, L, XL, XXL
Weight: White 175gsm | Colours 185gsm
Care: Machine wash cold, hang dry like a housewife
Ships in 1–3 business days.
UK: 2–5 business days
International: 7–14 business days
Returns & Support:
Wrong item or damaged? Email us within 7 days — we’ll make it right.
Changed your mind? Return within 14 days (non-personalized items only).
Need help? Email: hello@keolix.com
At Keolix, we believe in high-quality statements — whether it’s about love, rebellion, or lazy luxury.
🖤 For the girls who quit jobs they never applied to
🖤 For the visionaries funding their dreams with vibes
🖤 For the luxury loungers, yacht hoppers, and Pinterest-core manifestors
💜 About KEOLIX
KEOLIX is not for the passive, the plain, or the “meh.”
We’re the brand your neutral tote bag warned you about.
Everything here is handmade, in-house, and intentionally bold. From rude birthday cards to weirdly loveable stickers and statement prints, KEOLIX designs are built to spark joy, start drama, or add just enough chaos to your day.
Want to make your order giftable? Pair it with one of our handmade cards — we’ve got sweet, sassy, and straight-up savage.
Not sure what to get? Check out our bestsellers — the people know what’s good.
Need layout inspiration or want to see what people are doing with their KEOLIX hauls? We’re always building aesthetic combos and real-life styling ideas here. Go get lost in it.
KEOLIX isn’t just a shop. It’s a vibe. And you’re in it now.
✨ At KEOLIX, we believe small things can spark big smiles. Every product we create is made with heart, humor, and a touch of rebellion. Whether you're collecting pins, gifting cards, or brightening your space with prints, you're supporting a brand that values creativity, quality, and meaning. Our designs are more than accessories — they're conversation starters, confidence boosters, and love notes in disguise. Thanks for shopping small and choosing bold. Want more? Browse our latest drops, join our loyalty club, or follow along on social for sneak peeks and giveaways. Stay bold, stay kind, and keep collecting what makes you feel like you.
Whether you're manifesting millions or just faking it ‘til you make it, this tee is your personal permission slip to live life effortlessly. Pair it with oversized sunnies, a smug smile, and your favorite iced drink. The vibe? Unbothered. Unemployed. Unapologetic. Let the world know you’re booked, busy, and doing absolutely nothing. Buy now!
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