One Year Closer to Death – Funny Ghost Birthday Card

👻 One Year Closer to Death – A Bold Birthday Classic

Another year older? Yep. Still alive? Barely.
Cue the ghost in a party hat — because the "One Year Closer to Death" card is here to drag them through their birthday with laughter, cheek, and charm.

This isn’t your average birthday card. It’s a darkly hilarious reminder that time is passing, your joints are creaking, and cake is the only cure. For those who love humour with an edge, this one hits the mark like a balloon full of truth.

🎈 Why It Works:

💀 Humor That Hits Just Right
Let’s face it — growing older is weird. This card makes it funny. Whether they’re 25 or 65, the ghostly wink at mortality is oddly comforting and surprisingly sweet.

🖤 Versatile for Anyone with a Dark Sense of Humor
Perfect for your sarcastic sister, that friend who’s still 21 in spirit, or your office mate who lives off black coffee and chaos. This works for men, women, they/them — basically anyone who’ll laugh instead of cry.

🕯 Minimalist Yet Striking
A ghost in a party hat? It’s giving "funeral meets confetti" in the best way. Eye-catching, weirdly cute, and extremely memorable.

📏 Card Details:

• Sizes Available:
  • A6 (4.1" x 5.8")
  • A5 – classic framed card size
  • A4 – go big, or go ghost

• Design:
  • A cheerful ghost illustration with the phrase “One Year Closer to Death”
  • Bold typography and balanced white space for max aesthetic impact

• Interior:
  • Blank — ready for your roast, your poem, or your existential dread

• Paper:
  • Thick, durable cardstock with a smooth, professional finish
  • Vibrant printing so that cheeky little ghost pops like your last nerve

• Envelope Included:
  • Comes with a matching envelope so it’s ready to post or dramatically hand over in person

🎉 Why They’ll Keep It:

Let’s be real — most cards go straight in the bin.
Not this one.

This is fridge door or office pinboard material. It’s the kind of card that gets shared, laughed at, and Instagrammed. A tiny, morbid masterpiece of your affection.

💬 Great For:

• Milestone birthdays

• “Just another year” birthdays

• Friends who’d rather laugh than lie about their age

• Coworkers who hate small talk but love good jokes

• Your partner who’s been grumpy since 1994

🛒 Don’t Miss the (Grim) Reaper’s Gift

Add a little coffin-core joy to their birthday.
Click Add to Cart and remind someone you love that the countdown is real — but laughter makes it better.

🚚 SHIPPING & RETURNS:

Processing Time: 1–3 business days
UK Delivery: 2–5 business days
International: 7–14 business days (customs delays may occur)

Tracking: Provided where applicable via email after dispatch

🔁 REFUNDS & RETURNS:

• Wrong or damaged card? Email us within 7 days with a photo. We’ll fix it.

• Lost parcels:
  • UK: Eligible after 14 days
  • International: After 30 days

• Returns: Accepted within 14 days on non-personalized items. Buyer pays return postage unless it’s our fault.

• Refunds: Issued to original payment method.

📧 Contact us anytime: hello@keolix.com

✨ About Keolix

We do cards differently. Snarky. Sweet. Sassy. Sentimental.
Whether you’re roasting your bestie or wooing your lover, we help you say it in style.

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🔥 Ready to roast someone you love?
Click “Add to Cart” now — and let the ghost do the talking.

💜 About KEOLIX

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We’re the brand your neutral tote bag warned you about.

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