Not Getting Any Younger Funny Grape & Raisin Mug

Start Your Day with Sass – The “Well, You’re Not Getting Any Younger” Grape & Raisin Mug

Let’s be real—some mornings hit harder than others. Your knees crack, your phone font's on max zoom, and you still don’t know what Gen Alpha slang means. But this mug? This mug gets you. Featuring a cheeky grape and a wise little raisin, it serves a daily reminder to laugh at the aging process instead of crying in your coffee.

Whether you’re 30 and spiraling or 60 and thriving, the "Well, you’re not getting any younger" mug is here to deliver laughs with every sip. It’s that one brutally honest friend—except cuter, ceramic, and dishwasher-safe.

💬 What It Says (Loud and Proud):
“WELL, YOU’RE NOT GETTING ANY YOUNGER.”
Raisin wisdom meets grape denial. One’s embracing the prune path, the other’s still pretending they’re in their juice era. Sound familiar?

💎 Details You’ll Actually Care About:

• Material: 100% premium ceramic – strong enough for your existential dread.

• Capacity: 11 oz – because let’s be honest, you’ll need every drop.

• Design: Glossy finish, full-color wraparound art – because you deserve aesthetic sass.

• Care: Microwave + dishwasher safe – because scrubbing? At your big age? No thanks.

• Handle: C-shaped for comfort – fits tired, judgmental hands perfectly.

• Safety: Lead and BPA-free – because midlife is toxic enough without your cup joining in.

🎁 Who’s It For?

• That friend who insists they’re still 29 (for the 6th year in a row).

• Your coworker with the “funny bone” and a birthday coming up.

• Anyone slowly turning into their parents—but doing it with flair.

• You. Because you’re not getting any younger, but you are getting funnier.

🎉 Gifting Tip from Keeks:
Wrap it with one of our savage greeting cards and watch their existential dread turn into full-blown cackling. It’s a mug, yes—but it’s also a declaration of comedic superiority.

✨ Why You Need This Mug (Aside from the Obvious):

• Makes 8AM meetings 20% more bearable.

• Scientifically proven* to make coworkers jealous.

• Doubles as a mirror to reflect your inner sass back at the world.
  (*by vibes, not actual science)

📦 Packaged With Love (and Bubble Wrap):
We don’t mess around when it comes to protection—your mug will be wrapped tighter than your excuses for why you're still single. Shipped in hard-backed, breakproof packaging. Arrives in perfect condition or we fix it. Period.

⏰ Order Now if You’re:
✅ Funny.
✅ Aging (congrats, you're alive).
✅ Needing a mug that roasts you and hugs you at the same time.

💜 About KEOLIX

KEOLIX is not for the passive, the plain, or the “meh.”
We’re the brand your neutral tote bag warned you about.

Everything here is handmade, in-house, and intentionally bold. From rude birthday cards to weirdly loveable stickers and statement prints, KEOLIX designs are built to spark joy, start drama, or add just enough chaos to your day.

Want to make your order giftable? Pair it with one of our handmade cards — we’ve got sweet, sassy, and straight-up savage.

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✨ At KEOLIX, we believe small things can spark big smiles. Every product we create is made with heart, humor, and a touch of rebellion. Whether you're collecting pins, gifting cards, or brightening your space with prints, you're supporting a brand that values creativity, quality, and meaning. Our designs are more than accessories — they're conversation starters, confidence boosters, and love notes in disguise. Thanks for shopping small and choosing bold. Want more? Browse our latest drops, join our loyalty club, or follow along on social for sneak peeks and giveaways. Stay bold, stay kind, and keep collecting what makes you feel like you.