Santa’s watching… but he’s got jokes.
Sip your cocoa from this Sassy Santa mug and let the big man himself ask the eternal December question: “Naughty, nice, or somewhere in between?”
Cheeky artwork
A raised eyebrow, a tilt of the hat and that knowing grin. This is Santa collected from the sarcasm shelf, not the department-store smile factory. Under his portrait, the bold wording invites every passer-by to confess their list status.
Goldilocks capacity
11 oz (340 ml). Big enough for builder’s tea; not so big your peppermint latte goes lukewarm before the last sip.
Zero-stress upkeep
Microwave safe – revive that forgotten cuppa when the carols run long. Dishwasher friendly – because the tinsel tangle is work enough.
Built for many merry seasons
High-fired ceramic with a glossy glaze means colours stay vivid from Advent to New Year and back again.
Clean-conscience sipping
Lead-free. BPA-free. Only wholesome mischief inside.
Comfy candy-cane grip
Chunky C-handle lets mittened hands hold on tight during frosty morning commutes.
Secret-Santa draw – reaches the laugh quota without breaching HR guidelines.
Office grin-giver – place on the communal dishwasher rack and spark lunchtime debates about who’s really naughty.
Stocking stuffer – tuck inside with a sachet of chilli-spiced hot chocolate for extra kick.
Self-treat – because you’re definitely on Santa’s ambiguous list.
Material | 100 % ceramic, glossy white
Volume | 11 oz / 340 ml
Care | Microwave + dishwasher safe
Safety | Lead-free & BPA-free
Origin | Blank mug responsibly sourced from China; printed & shipped from the UK
We fire up the press only after you click “Add to Cart”. Less landfill, fresher ink, happier elves. Your mug travels cushioned in recyclable cardboard, no plastic peanuts in sight.
Processing: 1-3 business days
UK delivery: Royal Mail 48 h (2-5 working days)
International: 7-14 working days (customs can be slower than grandma’s pudding)
The moment your parcel departs, a tracking link jingles into your inbox.
If gremlins damage your mug en route, or the print elves slip up, write to hello@keolix.com within 7 days of arrival. Include a photo and we’ll whisk a replacement or refund faster than you can say “figgy pudding.” Changed your mind? Return unused within 14 days – you cover postage unless we’re at fault.
Is the design on both sides?
Yep – lefties and righties all get the cheeky Santa stare.
Will the print fade after endless mulled-wine rinses?
Not if you treat it kindly. Occasional soak in bicarbonate of soda keeps the white glaze snowy.
Can I add gift wrap?
Select “Gift wrap” at checkout and we’ll swaddle it in red tissue and green twine – ready to pop under the tree.
Whether you’re permanently nice, delightfully naughty, or living in that mischievous middle ground, this Naughty, Nice – or Somewhere in Between? mug is your seasonal spirit animal. Fill it, clink it, flash Santa’s sassy smile and toast to festive fun without the sugar-coated small talk.
Add it to your sleigh now and make every December sip a cheeky celebration. ☕✨
💜 About KEOLIX
KEOLIX is not for the passive, the plain, or the “meh.”
We’re the brand your neutral tote bag warned you about.
Everything here is handmade, in-house, and intentionally bold. From rude birthday cards to weirdly loveable stickers and statement prints, KEOLIX designs are built to spark joy, start drama, or add just enough chaos to your day.
Want to make your order giftable? Pair it with one of our handmade cards — we’ve got sweet, sassy, and straight-up savage.
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KEOLIX isn’t just a shop. It’s a vibe. And you’re in it now.
✨ At KEOLIX, we believe small things can spark big smiles. Every product we create is made with heart, humor, and a touch of rebellion. Whether you're collecting pins, gifting cards, or brightening your space with prints, you're supporting a brand that values creativity, quality, and meaning. Our designs are more than accessories — they're conversation starters, confidence boosters, and love notes in disguise. Thanks for shopping small and choosing bold. Want more? Browse our latest drops, join our loyalty club, or follow along on social for sneak peeks and giveaways. Stay bold, stay kind, and keep collecting what makes you feel like you.
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