More Cake Than Candles :/ – Funny Birthday Greeting Card

🎉 More Candles. More Laughs. Zero Apologies.

Let’s be real. Some birthdays come with more wax than wishes—and that’s exactly why this card exists.

Introducing the “More Cake Than Candles :/” birthday card.
A delightful dose of aging humor wrapped in sweet cartoon chaos.
Featuring a completely overloaded cake that looks like it might melt into early retirement, this card is your go-to for those friends, family members, or coworkers who have officially reached “we stopped counting” status.

🍰 Why This Card Is a Whole Vibe:

Aging? Relatable.
This card gently roasts the aging process with love. It’s not mean-spirited, it’s accurately hilarious. That slightly passive-aggressive emoji face? Yeah. That’s the vibe. Perfect for those who embrace getting older—or at least pretend to.

Fun for Everyone:
Whether they’re turning 30, 40, 50, or just “vintage,” this card brings the funny without being too spicy. Ideal for best friends, siblings, parents, partners, or even your work BFF who’s weirdly obsessed with cake.

🎨 Card Features:

📏 Three Sizes Available:

• A6 (4.1" x 5.8") – sweet and compact

• A5  – classic and giftable

• A4 – extra room for extra sass

🖨️ Premium-Quality Print:

• Bright, saturated colors for that cartoon pop

• Printed on luxury cardstock with a silky feel

• Durable enough to survive the next birthday too

✏️ Blank Inside:

• Let your words do the damage (or the healing)

• Write a roast, a toast, or a heartfelt reminder that they’re aging like wine... or cheese. (Up to you.)

💌 Envelope Included:
Ready to post, hand over, or dramatically slide across the table with a smirk.

🎈Why It’ll Be the Card They Keep:

• It’s funny without trying too hard – relatable humor wins every time

• It’s a keepsake – cute enough to stay on the fridge, not buried in the bin

• It’s emotionally spot-on – because laughter is love when you’re another year older

✨ Pair It With…

Want to go the extra mile? Pair this card with one of our art prints for a cheeky + meaningful gift. They’ll laugh and feel seen. Win-win.

🚚 Shipping & Returns Info

📦 All orders ship within 1–3 business days
🇬🇧 UK Delivery: 2–5 business days
🌍 International: 7–14 business days (customs may cause slight delays)

📬 Tracking available on tracked orders – your candles are coming.

🛑 Issues?
We’ve got your back. If your item is damaged, missing, or wrong, message us with a photo within 7 days of delivery. We’ll replace it or refund you—easy.

↩️ Returns on non-personalized items accepted within 14 days. Must be in original condition. Buyer covers return shipping unless we messed up.

💳 Refunds go back to the original payment method.

🖼️ Discover More at Keolix

Looking for cards that hit different? We make designs for every type of human—funny, fierce, or just fabulous.

✔ Unique birthday cards for all ages and stages
✔ Art prints to brighten up homes, desks, or mood boards
✔ Rewards, offers, and first-look access to new drops

Celebrate big moments with bigger personality.
Order your “More Cake Than Candles :/” card now—because aging should come with sprinkles, sarcasm, and a side of carbs.

💜 About KEOLIX

KEOLIX is not for the passive, the plain, or the “meh.”
We’re the brand your neutral tote bag warned you about.

Everything here is handmade, in-house, and intentionally bold. From rude birthday cards to weirdly loveable stickers and statement prints, KEOLIX designs are built to spark joy, start drama, or add just enough chaos to your day.

Want to make your order giftable? Pair it with one of our handmade cards — we’ve got sweet, sassy, and straight-up savage.

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✨ At KEOLIX, we believe small things can spark big smiles. Every product we create is made with heart, humor, and a touch of rebellion. Whether you're collecting pins, gifting cards, or brightening your space with prints, you're supporting a brand that values creativity, quality, and meaning. Our designs are more than accessories — they're conversation starters, confidence boosters, and love notes in disguise. Thanks for shopping small and choosing bold. Want more? Browse our latest drops, join our loyalty club, or follow along on social for sneak peeks and giveaways. Stay bold, stay kind, and keep collecting what makes you feel like you.