This sticker. He’s masked. He’s armed.
He’s… got heart eyes and he’s clearly on the phone with you.
This is not just a sticker. This is the emotional support warzone boyfriend you never knew you needed.
Introducing the Masked Soldier with Heart Eyes on the Phone Sticker — the most adorably unhinged combination of battlefield chaos and romantic delusion. Because yes, even tactical legends have a soft side. And yes, he absolutely calls you “angel” in between missions.
• He’s Soft, But He’s Dangerous
You get the duality: combat gear + heart eyes. Tactical headset + vulnerable emoji energy. It’s giving ‘I just defused a bomb but I miss you’ energy. Perfect for every gamer girl, meme queen, or soft-core badass who loves a man with a weapon and a crush.
• Built to Withstand All Love Languages
This isn’t some flimsy, cheap print. It’s a high-quality waterproof vinyl sticker. It can handle your Hydro Flask, your hot mess laptop, your PS5 console, or your emotional rollercoaster of a love life.
• Emotional Damage… but Make It Cute
The print quality is sharp, detailed, and meme-worthy. His expression? Equal parts soldier and simp. That deadpan mask? Iconic. The heart eyes? Tragic. The phone? Obviously calling you to say “come home.”
• Apply This Sticker Anywhere You Want a Laugh & a Flirt
Decorate your:
💻 Laptop (aka your trauma support portal)
🧃 Water bottle (because hydration is sexy)
🎮 Controller (because you control his heart, obvs)
📓 Notebook (to journal your delusions)
💌 Gift wrap (for your emotionally unavailable situationship)
The gamer who pretends he’s heartless but has a playlist titled “For Her 🖤”
The friend who makes warzone edits and cries over fictional men
The bestie who only flirts through voice chat
Anyone who believes in tactical romance and long-distance heartbreaks
Why did I make this? Because we deserve more stickers that say “I’ll protect you and ghost you” at the same time.
This one is for the girls who love chaos with a side of charm. It’s for your inner simp, your love of irony, and your fantasy where the tough guy secretly scrolls through your pictures between missions.
It’s art. It’s a mood. It’s war with Wi-Fi.
Size: Around 2 inches
Material: Premium waterproof & weatherproof vinyl
Finish: Glossy perfection
Application: Peel, stick, live your fantasy
Removal: Easy off, no residue (unlike him)
UK: 2–5 business days
International: 7–14 business days
All orders processed in 1–3 business days
Tracking included for peace of mind
Customer service that actually responds (unlike your last text)
He’s toxic. He’s a cartoon. He’s definitely not real.
But this sticker? Very real. And very essential to your vibe.
Buy him. Stick him. Manifest your emotionally fluent soldier boyfriend.
We ship the chaos, so you don’t have to.
💜 About KEOLIX
KEOLIX is not for the passive, the plain, or the “meh.”
We’re the brand your neutral tote bag warned you about.
Everything here is handmade, in-house, and intentionally bold. From rude birthday cards to weirdly loveable stickers and statement prints, KEOLIX designs are built to spark joy, start drama, or add just enough chaos to your day.
Want to make your order giftable? Pair it with one of our handmade cards — we’ve got sweet, sassy, and straight-up savage.
Not sure what to get? Check out our bestsellers — the people know what’s good.
Need layout inspiration or want to see what people are doing with their KEOLIX hauls? We’re always building aesthetic combos and real-life styling ideas here. Go get lost in it.
KEOLIX isn’t just a shop. It’s a vibe. And you’re in it now.
✨ At KEOLIX, we believe small things can spark big smiles. Every product we create is made with heart, humor, and a touch of rebellion. Whether you're collecting pins, gifting cards, or brightening your space with prints, you're supporting a brand that values creativity, quality, and meaning. Our designs are more than accessories — they're conversation starters, confidence boosters, and love notes in disguise. Thanks for shopping small and choosing bold. Want more? Browse our latest drops, join our loyalty club, or follow along on social for sneak peeks and giveaways. Stay quirky, stay kind, and keep collecting what makes you feel like you.
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