Later, Traitor – Retro Funny Farewell Greeting Card

Later, Traitor.
Bold. Cheeky. Unapologetically iconic. This isn’t your average goodbye card—it’s a vintage slap of humour to the face. Whether you’re waving off a coworker, ditching a dodgy friend, or lovingly banishing your sibling from the group chat forever, this retro telephone card does the dirty work for you… in style.

Because let’s be honest: sometimes the best send-off isn’t sentimental—it’s savage with a smile.

💔 FOR FAREWELLS THAT DESERVE A MIC DROP

Let’s give ‘em something to really remember you by.
The “Later, Traitor” card isn’t just a goodbye—it’s a vibe. Whether it’s:

• A colleague quitting the group chat (finally)

• Your mate jumping ship to move abroad

• That friend who swore they’d never leave… and now they’re off to live their Eat, Pray, Love fantasy

…this card says it all: "Bye, hun. Don’t trip on the way out."

📞 WHY IT SLAPS SO HARD

This design is full of chaotic charm. A bold, retro phone sits centre stage, ready to drop the line of the year. The phrase? A ruthless-yet-playful “Later, Traitor.” We’re talking vintage meets venom. Humor with heart. And just enough nostalgia to soften the savage blow.

It’s the kind of card they won’t throw away.
They’ll frame it.
Display it.
Laugh at it for months.

Because deep down, everyone loves being lightly roasted by someone who cares.

🎯 WHO’S IT FOR?

Literally anyone who’s ever quit a job, moved cities, retired, gone on a gap year, or ghosted the group project. It’s the perfect pick for:

• Coworkers – Send them off with a card they’ll actually remember.

• Friends – Spice up that goodbye dinner with something bold.

• Family – Moving out? This is your parting shot.

• Your Own Petty Soul – We don’t judge.

📐 SIZE OPTIONS

Because we don’t do one-size-fits-all. Choose your drama level:

• A6 (4.1 x 5.8") – Classic, compact, deadly.

• A5 – Statement size. Full sass.

• A4  – The deluxe roast.

Each card is printed on premium matte cardstock and comes blank inside (because your words are the real weapon). Includes a crisp envelope so it’s ready to drop in the post—or dramatically slide across a desk.

🌱 DETAILS THAT HIT DIFFERENT

• Vivid, sharp design on smooth high-quality card

• Blank interior for personal burns or heartfelt notes

• Eco-conscious materials where possible

• Comes with envelope because we believe in closure

🖤 WHY THIS CARD?

Because some goodbyes deserve a punchline.
Because you’ve got something to say—and this says it louder (and funnier).
Because giving basic cards is simply not the Keeks way.

Whether it’s a bitter-sweet farewell or a full-on sarcastic drop-kick out the door, Later, Traitor gets the message across. With charm. With sass. With that irresistible vintage wink.

🛒 CALL TO ACTION

Add to cart and make your exit the most iconic thing since that one time you quit via group chat and changed your name to “left the convo.”
Let them laugh. Let them cry. Let them know exactly how you feel—with zero effort and maximum vibe.

📦 SHIPPING & RETURNS

We dispatch within 1–3 business days (because we don’t believe in waiting around).
UK delivery: 2–5 business days
International delivery: 7–14 days
Returns accepted on non-personalised items. If something’s wrong, just message us and we’ll sort it—no faff, no fuss.

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At Keolix, we design unforgettable cards and bold prints that speak your language—funny, romantic, chaotic, soft, unhinged, or all of the above.

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Everything here is handmade, in-house, and intentionally bold. From rude birthday cards to weirdly loveable stickers and statement prints, KEOLIX designs are built to spark joy, start drama, or add just enough chaos to your day.

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