Koala Tax Sticker – “I Donate Unwillingly to HMRC”

🐨 Koala-at-Desk Sticker – “I Donate Unwillingly to HMRC”

Because nothing says British millennial despair like a sticker that perfectly sums up how we all feel in April. Meet your new desk buddy: a grumpy koala who, much like you, is just trying to survive tax season without setting something on fire.

This waterproof vinyl sticker is a must-have for anyone who’s had the pleasure of navigating HMRC’s website at 2AM, questioning every life choice that led to self-employment and Googling “can I claim coffee as an expense.”

✍️ Why You Need It:

✔ It’s Visibly Relatable
You’re working. You're tired. You're donating your hard-earned cash with the enthusiasm of a toddler giving back the toy they stole. This sticker? It gets you. It says what we’re all thinking: “I donate unwillingly to HMRC.” Bless this angry marsupial.

✔ Built for Chaos
Stuck to your laptop, tax folder, journal, or accountant’s forehead, this sticker isn’t going anywhere. It’s waterproof, durable, and emotionally stable even when you’re not. It laughs in the face of accidental tea spills and rainy commutes.

✔ Handmade & Full of Rage
Lovingly handcrafted to look like it's silently judging your budgeting spreadsheets. The detail? Immaculate. The vibes? Chaotically resigned.

📦 Available in 3 Pack Sizes:

• Single Sticker: For your favorite suffering surface.

• Pack of 3: One for your laptop, one for your water bottle, one for your questionable filing system.

• Pack of 6: Start a revolution. Slap them on your fridge, mirror, or your accountant's Christmas card.

💼 Perfect For:

• Taxpayers with zero joy

• Accountants who still have a sense of humor

• Anyone who’s submitted a self-assessment and cried immediately after

• Stationery addicts looking for sarcastic perfection

This isn’t just a sticker—it’s your emotional support animal during audit season.

💡 Keeks Tip:

Pair this sticker with a tote bag that says “Cook the Books” and a matching coffee mug that reads “Tax Write-Off Queen.” Boom. You’re branded, relatable, and one passive-aggressive client interaction away from going viral.

🎁 Need a Gift?

This one’s a no-brainer for your self-employed bestie, accountant crush, or coworker who’s 87 spreadsheets deep and hasn’t blinked in three hours. It’s cheeky, weirdly soothing, and weirdly accurate.

📬 Shipping Info:

• Dispatches in 1–3 business days

• UK delivery: 2–5 business days

• International: 7–14 business days (thanks, customs!)

• Tracked shipping available at checkout

🔁 Returns & Refunds:

• Damaged? Wrong item? Email us within 7 days—we’ll sort it.

• Didn’t arrive? Refund or replacement available after:

  • 14 days (UK)

  • 30 days (international)

• Returns accepted within 14 days (buyer covers postage unless faulty)

💌 Final Word:

Add the Koala-at-Desk Sticker to your cart today and embrace the tragic hilarity of paying taxes in the UK. You’re not alone. You’re just… a little poorer. 😌

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