"It's Giving Mob Ties" Tote Bag – Rolls Royce Chic

It’s giving… mob wife who runs the whole operation. (with a tote)

Introducing the "It’s Giving Mob Ties" tote bag—an unapologetically cheeky flex for those of us who carry receipts and rosé in the same damn bag. With a Rolls Royce in a bow tie front and centre, this isn’t your average tote. This is power, wrapped in sarcasm and dipped in luxury energy. The kind of bag that says “Don’t ask me about my business” while you’re literally just walking to brunch.

🖤 Why You’ll Obsess Over It:

• Luxury Meets Satire:
  That Rolls Royce? She’s dressed for a dinner meeting you’re not invited to. The bow tie? Impeccable. The phrase "It’s Giving Mob Ties"? Iconic. It's a playful middle finger to mediocrity—and it knows exactly what it's doing.

• 100% Recycled Cotton:
  Because you can look like you traffic diamonds and still care about the planet. This eco-conscious tote is made from 100% recycled cotton and carries all your essentials without compromising your ethics or your aesthetic.

• Just the Right Size:
  Measuring 40 x 38 cm (15.7 x 15 inches), it fits your laptop, planner, snacks (or secrets), and a mini bottle of prosecco. Lightweight but durable at 130-135 gsm, it's designed for errands, outings, or clandestine meetings behind the nail salon.

🕶 Style It With:

• Leather trench and sunglasses the size of your attitude

• Glossy lips and a don’t-mess-with-me strut

• A casual outfit that suddenly feels expensive with this bag swinging next to it

🎁 A Gift Worth Whispering About:

This tote is chef’s kiss for birthdays, "congrats on quitting your 9-5", bachelorette party survival kits, or just because your bestie needs to carry things and carry herself like a don. Give it to your sister, your boss-friend, or your future self when you finally delete his number.

💼 It's Not Just a Tote. It’s an Alibi.

This isn’t just a bag. It’s a whole mood.
It’s walking into a coffee shop and ordering oat milk while looking like you fund offshore accounts.
It’s standing at the self-checkout knowing you could’ve just had someone else do this.
It’s soft girl energy… with a criminal record.

🔍 Tote Specs:

• Material: 100% Recycled Cotton

• Size: 40 x 38 cm (15.7 x 15 inches)

• Fabric Weight: 130-135 gsm

• Design: Classy pink car in a bow tie, bold black text

• Care: Spot clean or hand wash only (like your delicates and secrets)

Ready to channel that unbothered energy and look expensive while doing absolutely nothing illegal?

Grab your “It’s Giving Mob Ties” tote now and let your accessories talk big while you sip your iced matcha like you don’t know where the money came from.

🖤 Limited stock. Because the boss doesn’t wait.

💜 About KEOLIX

KEOLIX is not for the passive, the plain, or the “meh.”
We’re the brand your neutral tote bag warned you about.

Everything here is handmade, in-house, and intentionally bold. From rude birthday cards to weirdly loveable stickers and statement prints, KEOLIX designs are built to spark joy, start drama, or add just enough chaos to your day.

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