Insurance W*nker – Funny Birthday Card

🧑💼🎉 "Insurance W*nker" – Hilarious Birthday Card for Lighthearted Celebrations

🌟 Celebrate Birthdays with a Quirky Insurance Twist!

Searching for a birthday card that's unique, memorable, and hilarious?
The "Insurance W*nker" birthday card delivers just the right amount of cheeky humor — featuring a cheerful insurance policy character proudly holding a birthday cake while wearing a party hat!

Designed to spark laughter and affection, this card is perfect for insurance professionals, office mates, friends, or anyone who appreciates clever, light-hearted humor.
Celebrate their special day with a card that’s thoughtful, bold, and guaranteed to stand out.

💬 Why You’ll Love This Funny Birthday Card

🧑💼 Laugh-Out-Loud Humor

Nothing says "I love and know you" better than tailored humor! This design plays off insurance lingo in the most hilarious way, adding personality to your birthday wishes.

🎉 Bold, Cheerful Design

With vibrant colors, crisp printing, and a cute character ready to party, the visual appeal matches the wit — creating an experience from the moment they open the envelope.

♻️ Eco-Conscious Craftsmanship

Printed on high-quality, recyclable paper and packaged plastic-free, you can feel good about gifting sustainably while making someone smile.

👑  Features:

• Sizes Available:

  • A4 — Big laughs, bigger memories

  • A5 — Classic, easy to post or hand-deliver

  • A6 (4.1" x 5.8") — Compact but packed with fun

• Material: Premium eco-friendly cardstock, smooth and sturdy in hand

• Finish: Crisp colors and sleek texture for a polished, professional feel

• Interior: Blank — so you can unleash your funniest or most heartfelt birthday wishes

• Envelope: Matching stylish envelope included for easy gifting

📏 Perfect for Every Birthday Scenario:

• Coworkers and Office Friends 📈: Spice up a boring workday

• Family Members 🎂: Show you appreciate their humor (and patience)

• Best Friends 💌: Add a personal, playful twist to your friendship

• Insurance Professionals 🧑💻: The ultimate inside joke they'll actually appreciate

• Comedy Lovers 🎭: For anyone who loves a clever card that isn’t cookie-cutter

🧠 Bonus Waffle – Humor is the Best Gift

Let’s be real: socks are great, flowers are sweet... but laughter?
Laughter is unforgettable.

The "Insurance W*nker" card isn't just a piece of stationery — it’s a mini-moment of connection.
It says:
"I see you, I get you, and I love you enough to make you snort-laugh today."

And honestly, in a world that moves fast, giving someone a laugh they'll remember is a better gift than anything off a shelf.

Funny cards aren't just about being witty — they're about making memories.

🌎 Sustainability Matters Here

At Keolix, we believe kindness to people should extend to the planet.
That's why our cards are printed on recyclable cardstock and packaged plastic-free.

Small choices make a big difference — just like small laughs turn into big smiles.
Choose a card that reflects your sense of humor and your values.

📦 Shipping & Returns Information

• Processing Time: 1–3 business days

• UK Delivery: 2–5 business days

• International Delivery: 7–14 business days (subject to customs processing)

• Tracked Shipping: Available — stay updated at every stage

Returns/Refunds:

• Damaged or wrong item? Contact us within 7 days for a free replacement or full refund.

• Lost package? Full replacement or refund after 14 days (UK) or 30 days (international).

• Changed your mind? Returns accepted within 14 days for non-personalized, unused cards.

Need help? Email hello@keolix.com — we’ll handle it with care.

💜 About KEOLIX

KEOLIX is not for the passive, the plain, or the “meh.”
We’re the brand your neutral tote bag warned you about.

Everything here is handmade, in-house, and intentionally bold. From rude birthday cards to weirdly loveable stickers and statement prints, KEOLIX designs are built to spark joy, start drama, or add just enough chaos to your day.

Want to make your order giftable? Pair it with one of our handmade cards — we’ve got sweet, sassy, and straight-up savage.

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