I Think You're Clucking Awesome funny Greeting Card

💌 Send Laughter with Love — This Card Is Clucking Perfect

If you're looking for a way to say "You're amazing" without sounding like a Hallmark Card robot, this is it.

Our "I Think You're Clucking Awesome" card brings the perfect mix of humor, heart, and hens — making it ideal for literally any occasion where affection and laughter are the vibe.

🐥 Why This Card Stands Out

✅ Hilarious Yet Heartfelt

Let’s be real — people remember funny. And this card hits the sweet spot: cheeky wordplay, charming chickens, and a message that actually means something.

✅ Premium-Quality Print

Printed on thick, luxurious cardstock with crisp color, smooth texture, and a satisfying feel. It's made to last — whether it ends up on the fridge or saved in a memory box.

✅ Blank Inside = Full Freedom

Write a long love letter. Drop a one-liner. Or just sign your name and walk away like a legend. You do you.

✅ Includes Envelope

Every card comes with a matching envelope, ready to post or hand-deliver. No scrambling for packaging — it's all sorted.

🎯 Perfect For:

• Valentine’s Day (💘 with a cluckin’ twist)

• Anniversaries (your partner will laugh and melt — guaranteed)

• Birthdays (funny + thoughtful = unforgettable)

• Just Because (surprise them and score extra points)

🐓 Product Details

• Sizes Available: A6 (4.1 x 5.8"), A4  or A5 (5.8 x 8.3")

• Material: Premium matte cardstock

• Finish: High-resolution, vibrant print

• Inside: Blank

• Envelope: Included

• Eco-Friendly: Yes — made with sustainable materials

🎁 Not Just a Card — It’s a Mini Gift

This isn’t some generic throwaway. It’s a moment, a laugh, a "you thought of me and got this exact thing because you knew I'd love it."
It’s cheeky AND thoughtful. The holy grail of cards.

📦 Shipping & Returns

Processing Time: 1–3 business days
UK Delivery: 2–5 business days
International: 7–14 business days (customs may delay)

Returns: Accepted within 14 days on non-personalized items
Refunds: Via original payment method once returned

Lost/Damaged:

• 📮 UK – 14 days

• 🌍 International – 30 days
  📩 Contact: hello@keolix.com — we’ll fix it.

🖤 Why Keolix Cards?

• Designed with soul, sass, and a little chaos

• Crafted in-house by independent artists (aka, us!)

• Perfect for people who hate boring cards

• Each order supports a small UK business

• Sustainable + beautiful = guilt-free gifting

💜 About KEOLIX

KEOLIX is not for the passive, the plain, or the “meh.”
We’re the brand your neutral tote bag warned you about.

Everything here is handmade, in-house, and intentionally bold. From rude birthday cards to weirdly loveable stickers and statement prints, KEOLIX designs are built to spark joy, start drama, or add just enough chaos to your day.

Want to make your order giftable? Pair it with one of our handmade cards — we’ve got sweet, sassy, and straight-up savage.

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KEOLIX isn’t just a shop. It’s a vibe. And you’re in it now.

✨ At KEOLIX, we believe small things can spark big smiles. Every product we create is made with heart, humor, and a touch of rebellion. Whether you're collecting pins, gifting cards, or brightening your space with prints, you're supporting a brand that values creativity, quality, and meaning. Our designs are more than accessories — they're conversation starters, confidence boosters, and love notes in disguise. Thanks for shopping small and choosing bold. Want more? Browse our latest drops, join our loyalty club, or follow along on social for sneak peeks and giveaways. Stay quirky, stay kind, and keep collecting what makes you feel like you.