Let’s be honest — nothing says “I secretly adore you” like a deeply sarcastic office pun. This card is for the spreadsheet freaks, the formula fanatics, the data dorks who alphabetize their snacks and highlight duplicate values for fun. And it’s for the bold babe (that’s you) who’s brave enough to love them anyway.
Think…
Nerd romance.
Office sass.
Data-driven flirtation.
Perfect for birthdays, cheeky work banter, finance bros you accidentally caught feelings for, or coworkers who deserve more than just another passive-aggressive Post-it.
The coworker who’s basically married to Excel
Your data analyst bestie who color-codes their dreams
Your lowkey work crush who makes pivot tables hot
Or your partner — because nothing says I tolerate your spreadsheets like this card
Office-Approved Sass: Just enough cheek without risking HR
Versatile Occasions: Work anniversaries, random Thursdays, “I like you despite your Excel addiction”
Premium Vibes: Thick, high-quality card stock with a pro finish – so your message doesn’t flop
Blank Inside: Plenty of room for office gossip, sarcastic love confessions, or passive-aggressive jokes
A6 (4.1 x 5.8") – For subtle shade with style
A5 – Classic desk display real estate
A4 – Because your message needs room to breathe (and roast)
Comes with a matching envelope for that tied-together-but-not-trying-too-hard energy.
Need inspo? Try one of these:
“You’ve got more formulas than feelings, and yet… here we are.”
“I like you despite the fact you love pivot tables.”
“This card is the only spreadsheet I’ll ever open willingly.”
Or get wild and write a macro confession of love. Your call.
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🇬🇧 UK: 2–5 biz days
🌍 International: 7–14 biz days (customs might slow it down – unlike your Excel wizardry)
💌 Issues? We gotchu:
Damaged? Wrong item? Email us within 7 days with a pic. We’ll sort it.
Lost in transit? UK: wait 14 days. Intl: 30. Then it’s refund or replacement time.
Not vibing with it? Return in 14 days (non-personalised, unused). Buyer pays return postage unless we messed up.
Refunds go back to the original payment method.
📧 Contact: hello@keolix.com
We make art, cards, and design moments for the deeply unserious — and the painfully sincere. From love notes to spicy side-eyes, our collection is handmade for people who feel hard and laugh harder.
✔ Bold, smart-ass designs
✔ Premium materials, always
✔ Unique vibes for every moment – awkward, adorable, or absurd
This card isn’t just a joke — it’s a moment. A message. A mildly unhinged declaration of affection wrapped in gridlines. Don’t just send words, send vibes. Office romance never looked so funny.
💜 About KEOLIX
KEOLIX is not for the passive, the plain, or the “meh.”
We’re the brand your neutral tote bag warned you about.
Everything here is handmade, in-house, and intentionally bold. From rude birthday cards to weirdly loveable stickers and statement prints, KEOLIX designs are built to spark joy, start drama, or add just enough chaos to your day.
Want to make your order giftable? Pair it with one of our handmade cards — we’ve got sweet, sassy, and straight-up savage.
Not sure what to get? Check out our bestsellers — the people know what’s good.
Need layout inspiration or want to see what people are doing with their KEOLIX hauls? We’re always building aesthetic combos and real-life styling ideas here. Go get lost in it.
KEOLIX isn’t just a shop. It’s a vibe. And you’re in it now.
✨ At KEOLIX, we believe small things can spark big smiles. Every product we create is made with heart, humor, and a touch of rebellion. Whether you're collecting pins, gifting cards, or brightening your space with prints, you're supporting a brand that values creativity, quality, and meaning. Our designs are more than accessories — they're conversation starters, confidence boosters, and love notes in disguise. Thanks for shopping small and choosing bold. Want more? Browse our latest drops, join our loyalty club, or follow along on social for sneak peeks and giveaways. Stay bold, stay kind, and keep collecting what makes you feel like you.
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