If you’re sick of labels—or lack of them—this funny name tag sticker is your new alter ego. Featuring a distressed vintage-style name tag and the bold text “Hi, My Name Is... Bored of Being Nameless”, this design is part satire, part mood, and all personality.
Stick it on your laptop, water bottle, journal, or emotional baggage. It’s got range.
Quirky, Clever, & Original: Turns the classic “Hi, My Name Is” into a rebellious mood
Perfect for Daily Use: Waterproof and scratch-resistant—survives bags, bottles, laptops, and lunchboxes
A Conversation Starter: Funny, expressive, and loaded with personality
For Misfits, Artists, Rebels: If you hate boxes but love stickers, this one’s for you
Thoughtful Gift: Weirdly perfect for that friend who’s allergic to name tags
Material: Premium waterproof vinyl
Durability: Scratch-resistant, weatherproof, and fade-resistant
Finish: Matte texture with distressed vintage-style graphics
Application: Easy to apply and remove—sticks strong, peels clean
Size: Roughly 3.5" wide – big enough to make a statement without taking over
Journals or sketchbooks
Phone cases
Water bottles or flasks
Laptops, tablets, chargers
Notebooks, file folders, or your emotional support tumbler
Mirror messages (“Talk to yourself nicely, please.”)
Gifts, prank packs, care boxes, or scrapbooking pages
Here’s how to make it hit harder:
Add to a mental health care package
Slide it inside a greeting card with a cheeky message (“Since no one asked your name anyway…”)
Include it in an artist bundle or writer’s gift set
Pair it with a sticker bundle from Keolix’s “Anti-Stress” or “Identity Crisis” collection for a full personality reveal
Perfect for:
Teens, creatives, and anyone in an identity spiral
College friends, coworkers, or sarcastic gift exchanges
You (because sometimes, you need to label your ✨vibe✨)
UK Orders:
– Ships in 1–3 business days
– Delivered in 2–5 business days
– Eco-conscious packaging: no fluff, just fun
International Orders:
– Delivery in 7–14 business days
– Tracking available via shipping confirmation
– Customs delays may occur
Returns & Refunds:
– Returns accepted within 14 days on non-personalized items
– Must be unused and in original packaging
– Refunds issued to original payment method
Something Off?
– Contact us: hello@keolix.com within 7 days
– Include your order number and photo (if needed)
– We’ll replace or refund—no drama required
Lost Mail?
– UK: Contact us after 14 days
– International: After 30 days
– We’ll sort it
💜 About KEOLIX
KEOLIX is not for the passive, the plain, or the “meh.”
We’re the brand your neutral tote bag warned you about.
Everything here is handmade, in-house, and intentionally bold. From rude birthday cards to weirdly loveable stickers and statement prints, KEOLIX designs are built to spark joy, start drama, or add just enough chaos to your day.
Want to make your order giftable? Pair it with one of our handmade cards — we’ve got sweet, sassy, and straight-up savage.
Not sure what to get? Check out our bestsellers — the people know what’s good.
Need layout inspiration or want to see what people are doing with their KEOLIX hauls? We’re always building aesthetic combos and real-life styling ideas here. Go get lost in it.
KEOLIX isn’t just a shop. It’s a vibe. And you’re in it now.
If you're tired of defining yourself with boring job titles, blank name tags, or awkward intros—this sticker gets it.
It’s not just a name tag.
It’s an anti-label.
It’s personality, packaged.
Click Add to Cart and let the world know you're officially, unapologetically bored of being nameless.
KEOLIX. BOLD. UNIQUE. YOURS.
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