Grill Sergeant Card – Funny BBQ Dad Joke Greeting Card

🥩 Grill Sergeant Reporting for Duty

When your dad, brother, partner (or that one guy at every family BBQ) starts referring to his tongs as "weapons of mass deliciousness"... you salute. You laugh. And you get him the Grill Sergeant card.

This card is for the BBQ king who:

• Treats burgers like sacred art

• Thinks medium-rare is a religion

• Yells “fire in the hole” every time he lights the grill

Whether he's Dad, your man, your mate, or just that neighbor who thinks he's Gordon Ramsay with smoke damage, this card is made for him.

🍔 Bold, Funny, and Full of Char

Featuring a cartoon “Grill Sergeant” standing proud with apron and chef’s hat, this card brings the heat.
It’s a salute to those who take meat seriously and season with both confidence and chaos.

🔥 When to Send It:

• Father’s Day – Obvious win.

• Birthdays – Especially if he’s grilling at his own party (classic dad move).

• Just Because – For that random Tuesday when he’s wearing Crocs and wielding a spatula like a sword.

This card says: “I see your BBQ obsession, and I respect it.”

📏 Choose Your Rank:

• A6 (4.1" x 5.8") – Compact but commanding.

• A5 – The tried-and-true hero size.

• A4 – For maximum impact (and maximum ego boost).

💌 Inside the Card:

Blank – so you can write whatever suits:

• “You’re the only man I trust with fire and sausages.”

• “Happy Father’s Day, Commander of Charcoal.”

• “Thanks for feeding us without burning the house down.”

Or keep it savage:

• “You’re not a regular dad, you’re a rare one. Medium rare.”

🧑🍳 Card Specs:

• Printed on premium, sturdy cardstock

• Glossy finish on the front for that pro chef shine

• Comes with a matching envelope (so he doesn’t ask if one’s included)

• Made with humour, love, and a dash of spice

📦 Shipping & Returns

• Ships in 1–3 business days

• UK: 2–5 working days

• International: 7–14 working days (depending on your local grill gods)

Returns accepted within 14 days on non-personalized items. If it arrives damaged or incorrect? We’ll handle it like a boss. Just email us within 7 days with a pic.
Refunds go back to the original payment method.

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🍗 Order Now – He Deserves It

Go ahead. Make the Grill Sergeant feel seen, loved, and slightly roasted (emotionally, not just meat-wise).

Free UK shipping included — because great cards should never come with a side of checkout guilt.

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