Go Crazy Stay Up Till 9:01 PM Funny Greeting Card

Go crazy. Stay up till... wait for it... 9:01 PM.
Because being wild means one extra minute past your bedtime, duh. 🥂
This card is for the sleep-loving, early-bird, PJs-by-8:30 queen in your life—the one who celebrates with snacks, not shots. The introvert icon. The sleepy sweetheart.

Whether it’s for your girlfriend, your bestie, or your “barely-making-it-through-the-week” coworker, this is the ultimate card for laughing at life, love, and our shared obsession with going to bed early.

🎉 WHO IS THIS CARD FOR?

• The friend who thinks 10 PM is “basically the middle of the night”

• Your significant other who’d rather cuddle under a blanket than hit the clubs

• Anyone who defines “wild night” as eating dinner after 7:30

• Yourself—because why not?

This card doesn’t just say happy birthday or I love you—it says I see you, fellow exhausted queen, and I love your sleepy little heart.

🎈 CARD DESIGN DETAILS:

On the front:
A cartoon girl in a party hat, giving serious chaotic good vibes.
She’s READY to party (and then fall asleep at 9:03 sharp).

Message reads:
“Go Crazy. Stay Up Till 9:01 PM.”
...because 9:00 is for amateurs.

📝 CARD FEATURES:

• Blank Inside:
  You write the message. Make it hilarious. Make it heartfelt. Make it rhyme if you dare.

• Sizes Available:
  • A6 (4.1" x 5.8") – Cute. Compact. Quick hit of joy.
  •A5– Classic size for classic sass.
  • A4 – Go big or go to bed early.

• Premium Cardstock:
  Thick, smooth, high-quality paper that feels as good as it looks. Vibrant colors. Crisp details. No smudging or flimsy vibes here.

• Envelope Included:
  Of course. We’re not animals.

• Eco-Friendly:
  Printed on sustainable paper because saving the planet is the real wild act.

🌟 WHY IT HITS DIFFERENT:

Most cards are boring. This one isn’t.
It gets your people. The sleepy ones. The ones who love a warm drink, a soft blanket, and being in bed before the credits roll.
It’s a little cheeky. A little sarcastic. But a whole lot of love.

And it’s not just for birthdays!
Use it for anniversaries, Galentine’s, random “I miss you” moments, or just to say “You’re my kind of chaos.”

🛒 ADD TO CART IF:

• You want them to laugh-snort when they open it

• You need a card that doesn’t take itself too seriously

• You’re 100% not doing bottle service at a club ever again

📦 SHIPPING & RETURNS INFO

• Processing: 1–3 business days

• UK delivery: 2–5 business days

• International: 7–14 days (customs may vary)

Damaged or wrong item?
Email us within 7 days with a photo and we’ll fix it, no drama.
Lost orders: UK – after 14 days | International – after 30 days.
Returns: Accepted on non-personalized items within 14 days (buyer pays return postage unless it’s our mistake)

🖼 DISCOVER MORE SASS

✨ Shop more bold, brilliant cards for sleepy rebels and introverted icons.
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🛍 Ready to cause chaos (until 9:01 PM)?
Add this card to your basket now and give someone the laugh they didn’t know they needed.

💜 About KEOLIX

KEOLIX is not for the passive, the plain, or the “meh.”
We’re the brand your neutral tote bag warned you about.

Everything here is handmade, in-house, and intentionally bold. From rude birthday cards to weirdly loveable stickers and statement prints, KEOLIX designs are built to spark joy, start drama, or add just enough chaos to your day.

Want to make your order giftable? Pair it with one of our handmade cards — we’ve got sweet, sassy, and straight-up savage.

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✨ At KEOLIX, we believe small things can spark big smiles. Every product we create is made with heart, humor, and a touch of rebellion. Whether you're collecting pins, gifting cards, or brightening your space with prints, you're supporting a brand that values creativity, quality, and meaning. Our designs are more than accessories — they're conversation starters, confidence boosters, and love notes in disguise. Thanks for shopping small and choosing bold. Want more? Browse our latest drops, join our loyalty club, or follow along on social for sneak peeks and giveaways. Stay bold, stay kind, and keep collecting what makes you feel like you.