Funny Witty Quote Sticker Pack – Sass & Satire Vinyl

💬 STICKERS THAT TALK BACK

If your inner monologue had a sticker set, this would be it.

Meet the Witty & Real Sticker Bundle — 4 unapologetically clever designs that say what you’re really thinking, loud and proud.

💥 What’s Included In This Sticker bundle?

📱 “Thanks, I’ll Text Myself Back”
Because self-respect is free and immediate.

💸 “Is That Money in Your Pocket...”
Flirty. Unfiltered. Financially aware.

🌹 “Life Through Rose Tinted Glasses”
Delulu, but make it romantic and self-aware.

🧠 “Overthinking Kills”
Because we’ve ALL spiraled in the shower. A PSA, but make it minimalist.

✅ Why This Sticker Bundle Slaps

• Waterproof. Scratch-resistant. Life-proof.

• Leaves no sticky residue (because your chaos doesn’t have to be literal)

• Priced like a deal. Feels like a therapy session.

• Designed for ✨smart mouths✨ with good taste

📍 Where To Stick These:

• Laptops that overhear all your breakdowns

• Water bottles you swear you’ll drink from

• Journals full of plot twists and passive-aggressive affirmations

• Bathroom mirrors, because reminders hit different at 7am

🎁 Gift It To:

• Your unfiltered bestie

• That coworker who slays in silence

• Yourself, because you deserve stickers that understand you

💅 These Stickers Are Giving:

🗯 “I’m not rude, I’m just right.”
🗯 “Witty is my love language.”
🗯 “Don’t start unless you can finish it.”

📦 Shipping & Returns Info

• Ships in 1–3 business days

• UK Delivery: 2–5 days

• International: 7–14 days

• Tracking available on select shipping options

Returns & Refunds:

• Return non-personalized items within 14 days

• Damaged or incorrect? Send us a pic within 7 days

• Lost? UK: Contact after 14 days. Intl: after 30

• Refunds issued to original payment method

📧 Questions? Hit us up at hello@keolix.com

🛒 ADD TO CART – BECAUSE YOU'VE GOT SOMETHING TO SAY

This sticker bundle isn’t just decoration —
It’s your wit, your sass, your realest thoughts… with adhesive.

💬 Stick it. Serve it. Let the world know exactly what you’re about.

📢 Still Not Convinced?

Each sticker is printed on premium vinyl that’s weatherproof and designed to outlast your ex’s excuses. Whether you’re decorating your workspace, jazzing up your journal, or making your Hydro Flask the sassiest in the office, this bundle is your go-to for smart, sharp, stylish self-expression.

💜 About KEOLIX

KEOLIX is not for the passive, the plain, or the “meh.”
We’re the brand your neutral tote bag warned you about.

Everything here is handmade, in-house, and intentionally bold. From rude birthday cards to weirdly loveable stickers and statement prints, KEOLIX designs are built to spark joy, start drama, or add just enough chaos to your day.

Want to make your order giftable? Pair it with one of our handmade cards — we’ve got sweet, sassy, and straight-up savage.

Not sure what to get? Check out our bestsellers — the people know what’s good.

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KEOLIX isn’t just a shop. It’s a vibe. And you’re in it now.

✨ At KEOLIX, we believe small things can spark big smiles. Every product we create is made with heart, humor, and a touch of rebellion. Whether you're collecting pins, gifting cards, or brightening your space with prints, you're supporting a brand that values creativity, quality, and meaning. Our designs are more than accessories — they're conversation starters, confidence boosters, and love notes in disguise. Thanks for shopping small and choosing bold. Want more? Browse our latest drops, join our loyalty club, or follow along on social for sneak peeks and giveaways. Stay bold, stay kind, and keep collecting what makes you feel like you.