Feeling a Bit Dino-sore? Funny Get Well Soon Dinosaur Card

🦖 Feeling a Bit Dino-sore? Yeah, We've All Been There...

Whether it’s the flu, heartbreak, a dodgy takeaway, or just life doing its thing — we all have those ugh days. But now you can send a tiny, sad dinosaur card to do the comforting for you.

Introducing the “Feeling a Bit Dino-sore?” Get Well Soon Card — a ridiculously cute way to tell someone you care and you get it. This card hits that sweet spot between hilarious and heartwarming.

💭 What's the Card Vibe?

Let’s be real: nobody wants to get a soppy sympathy card when they feel like death warmed up.

This?
This is the card that says:
“You’re sick, but you’re still funny.”
“You’re miserable, but I’m still here for you.”
“You’re coughing like a 90-year-old chain smoker, but you’re still my favorite.”

It’s gentle, light, and will absolutely earn a smile from even the grumpiest of patients.

🦕 Who Is This Card For?

• Your best friend recovering from the plague

• Your coworker who's mysteriously off sick the day after karaoke night

• Your kid who’s sniffling under a blanket demanding grapes like royalty

• Literally anyone who’s feeling rough and needs a pun-based pick-me-up

📐 Available Card Sizes:

• A6 (4.1" x 5.8") – Sweet and compact

• A5  – The classic

• A4 – Go big or go (sick) home

All cards come with a matching envelope, so you can send it straight out or hand-deliver with soup (or sarcasm).

🎨 Premium Print + Design Features

• High-quality cardstock — sturdy, smooth, and luxe to the touch

• Vivid colour printing that makes the sad dino pop (emotionally and visually)

• Blank inside — because your jokes > ours

• Professionally designed to be funny and comforting

• Cute, sad dinosaur guaranteed to trigger healing through serotonin

✍️ Make It Personal

Left blank inside so you can go wild.
Add a heartfelt note. Or make it chaotic:

• “At least you don’t look like this dinosaur.”

• “Being sick is your new aesthetic. It’s working for you.”

• “Cough twice if you want me to bring snacks.”

💡 Why It Works

• Laughter + empathy = healing vibes

• Display-worthy: This dino’s getting fridge space

• Zero cringe: No overdone clichés, just a whole lot of charm

It’s the card they’ll remember long after they’re back on their feet (or still under three blankets watching Netflix).

🚚 Shipping & Returns Info

We dispatch within 1–3 business days
Estimated delivery times:
🇬🇧 UK: 2–5 business days
🌍 International: 7–14 business days

If anything arrives damaged or goes missing in transit, we’ll make it right. Just email us within the timeframe with your order number and a pic if needed.

• Returns accepted on non-personalised items within 14 days

• Refunds go back to your original payment method

• Buyer covers return postage unless the error’s on us

📧 Customer service email: hello@keolix.com

💌 Welcome to the KEOLIX Universe

We don’t just make cards — we make statements.
Whether it’s messy emotions, chaotic milestones, or hilarious breakdowns, KEOLIX is your go-to for high-quality, meaningful designs that speak your language.

✔ Cards for all occasions — sassy, sweet, and painfully relatable
✔ Art prints that turn blank walls into bold affirmations
✔ Original, creative vibes — no basic energy here

🛒 Add to Cart & Deliver a Dino-Sized Smile

Because sometimes, the best medicine is laughter.
(And also maybe antibiotics, but you can’t send those in the post.)

💜 About KEOLIX

KEOLIX is not for the passive, the plain, or the “meh.”
We’re the brand your neutral tote bag warned you about.

Everything here is handmade, in-house, and intentionally bold. From rude birthday cards to weirdly loveable stickers and statement prints, KEOLIX designs are built to spark joy, start drama, or add just enough chaos to your day.

Want to make your order giftable? Pair it with one of our handmade cards — we’ve got sweet, sassy, and straight-up savage.

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✨ At KEOLIX, we believe small things can spark big smiles. Every product we create is made with heart, humor, and a touch of rebellion. Whether you're collecting pins, gifting cards, or brightening your space with prints, you're supporting a brand that values creativity, quality, and meaning. Our designs are more than accessories — they're conversation starters, confidence boosters, and love notes in disguise. Thanks for shopping small and choosing bold. Want more? Browse our latest drops, join our loyalty club, or follow along on social for sneak peeks and giveaways. Stay bold, stay kind, and keep collecting what makes you feel like you.