Cook the Books T-Shirt – Funny Pun Tee

🔥 Cook the Books — Without the Jail Time

Is it legal to look this clever? Technically yes. But you will be turning heads.

Introducing the “Cook the Books” T-shirt — a dangerously witty design featuring a sizzling book in a frying pan. It's bold, cheeky, and just the right amount of illegal-adjacent for anyone who thrives on dark humor, dry wit, or... creative accounting. Whether you’re a bookworm, chef, number-cruncher, or just fluent in puns, this tee is your new uniform of clever rebellion.

💬 What’s the T-shirt Vibe?

It’s like walking into a dinner party and dropping a perfectly-timed dad joke that actually lands. This tee is for the overachievers with a secret chaotic streak. The kind of person who has color-coded spreadsheets and a secret recipe for mischief.

👀 Who Is This  T-shirt For?

• 📚 Bookworms who get the pun and chuckle audibly

• 🍳 Chefs who like their humor with a side of sass

• 💼 Accountants who know the phrase too well

• 📊 Data nerds, mathletes, spreadsheet romantics

• 🎁 Anyone who deserves a funny, unexpected gift that actually gets worn

Whether you’re deep in fiction or cooking up quarterly reports, this shirt tells the world: "Yes, I read. Yes, I cook. And yes, I’m hilarious."

👕 Comfort That Doesn’t Quit

Material: 100% Cotton, printed on durable Gildan Heavy Cotton
Fit: Relaxed unisex — wearable chaos for all
Fabric Weight:
• White: 175gsm
• Colours: 185gsm
Sizes: S, M, L, XL, XXL — cleverness comes in all sizes

Lightweight enough for book clubs and Sunday meal prep. Strong enough to survive a full day of client calls, library hauls, or deep-frying disappointment.

✨ Why You’ll Love This T-shirt 

✔ Witty design that actually gets compliments
✔ Comfy AF — soft, breathable, and built for daily wear
✔ Punny without being corny (this is not your dad’s dad joke tee)
✔ Easy-care fabric: wash, wear, repeat

🎁 Gift It to the Person Who Has Everything (Except a Pun Shirt About Financial Crimes)

This is one of those “oh my God, that’s SO YOU” gifts.

Perfect t-shirt for:

• Birthdays

• Secret Santa

• Book club besties

• Coworkers who do your taxes

• Friends who laugh a little too hard at dark humor

Wrap it up with a spicy cookbook or thriller novel. Trust us — they’ll live in it.

🚚 T-shirt Shipping & Returns Info

Processing Time: 1–3 business days
UK Delivery: 2–5 business days
International: 7–14 business days
(customs delays may occur)

Returns & Refunds:

• Received the wrong or damaged item? Contact us within 7 days — we’ll fix it
• Missing parcel?
 – UK: contact us within 14 days
 – International: 30 days
• Refunds sent to the original payment method
• Returns accepted within 14 days (non-personalized items only). Item must be in original condition. Return shipping = buyer’s responsibility (unless it’s our mistake)

📧 Questions? We’re human. We care. We’ll sort it.

🖼 While You’re Here, Shop the Chaos

This tee? It’s just the appetizer.

We’ve got wall art that talks back, cards that actually get kept, and prints that vibe harder than your ex. Whether you’re shopping for a gift, treating yourself, or just procrastinating responsibly — our shop is full of bold, emotional, and unapologetically unique designs.

✔ Greeting cards that are funny, fierce, or heart-melting
✔ Art prints that make your space say “main character energy”
✔ Handmade energy. Maximum impact. No boring allowed.

🧠 Final Thoughts (From Your Brain in a T-Shirt)

You’re clever. You’re creative. You’re just chaotic enough to wear a shirt that references financial crime and cooking in the same sentence.

So go ahead — Cook the Books. Stir the pot. And look damn good while doing it.

💜 About KEOLIX

KEOLIX is not for the passive, the plain, or the “meh.”
We’re the brand your neutral tote bag warned you about.

Everything here is handmade, in-house, and intentionally bold. From rude birthday cards to weirdly loveable stickers and statement prints, KEOLIX designs are built to spark joy, start drama, or add just enough chaos to your day.

Want to make your order giftable? Pair it with one of our handmade cards — we’ve got sweet, sassy, and straight-up savage.

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KEOLIX isn’t just a shop. It’s a vibe. And you’re in it now.

✨ At KEOLIX, we believe small things can spark big smiles. Every product we create is made with heart, humor, and a touch of rebellion. Whether you're collecting pins, gifting cards, or brightening your space with prints, you're supporting a brand that values creativity, quality, and meaning. Our designs are more than accessories — they're conversation starters, confidence boosters, and love notes in disguise. Thanks for shopping small and choosing bold. Want more? Browse our latest drops, join our loyalty club, or follow along on social for sneak peeks and giveaways. Stay bold, stay kind, and keep collecting what makes you feel like you.