This card is for the real ones—the warriors who pay rent and keep the lights on. It’s bold. It’s cheeky. It’s giving “I survived capitalism another year” energy. Whether it’s their birthday, rent day, or just a Monday, this card says I see you, legend.
The pink cake design with candle drama is perfect for that friend who’s always on the edge of a direct debit disaster but still shows up. You know the one.
“Happy birthday, you financially stressed angel”
“You paid your council tax? Iconic.”
“Not dead, not homeless. Celebrate.”
Available in A6, A4, or A5 – pick your drama level
Printed on thick matte cardstock (300gsm)
Blank inside, because you’ve got things to say
Comes with a cute envelope (yes, we match vibes)
Ships from the UK with love & sarcasm
Perfect for:
Millennial birthdays
Rent survivors
Side hustle queens
Spreadsheet boyfriends
Anyone who didn’t get evicted this month
Write “hope this card isn’t your only present” inside. Or “another year closer to the sweet release of retirement”. Up to you. This is for the bills-paid, budget-battling icons who deserve more than just a basic card.
Give them something that claps back.
Let’s be real—this card is giving “I survived capitalism and all I got was this birthday card.” It’s cute, it’s cheeky, and it hits harder than your Wi-Fi bill. Whether you’re sending it to your mate who finally moved out, your bestie who paid rent and managed to not cry this month, or your partner who’s just out here doing their best—you’ll be the reason they laugh-snort into their instant noodles. That’s impact, baby.
And yes, it’s also very frameable. People hang this one up like a trophy. Because let’s face it—surviving modern life deserves a celebration. This isn’t just a card, it’s emotional support on paper. It’s adulting, with cake.
Perfect for housewarmings, post-payday hype, graduation, new jobs, side hustle wins, or just surviving the monthly chaos. It’s also a low-key love note that says, “I see you doing your best—and I’m proud (and slightly shocked).”
Pair it with a tote, mug, or sticker if you’re feeling extra generous (or chaotic). Or just send it solo with a passive-aggressive “congrats” and call it a gift. You’re the main character either way.
💜 About KEOLIX
KEOLIX is not for the passive, the plain, or the “meh.”
We’re the brand your neutral tote bag warned you about.
Everything here is handmade, in-house, and intentionally bold. From rude birthday cards to weirdly loveable stickers and statement prints, KEOLIX designs are built to spark joy, start drama, or add just enough chaos to your day.
Want to make your order giftable? Pair it with one of our handmade cards — we’ve got sweet, sassy, and straight-up savage.
Not sure what to get? Check out our bestsellers — the people know what’s good.
Need layout inspiration or want to see what people are doing with their KEOLIX hauls? We’re always building aesthetic combos and real-life styling ideas here. Go get lost in it.
KEOLIX isn’t just a shop. It’s a vibe. And you’re in it now.
✨ At KEOLIX, we believe small things can spark big smiles. Every product we create is made with heart, humor, and a touch of rebellion. Whether you're collecting pins, gifting cards, or brightening your space with prints, you're supporting a brand that values creativity, quality, and meaning. Our designs are more than accessories — they're conversation starters, confidence boosters, and love notes in disguise. Thanks for shopping small and choosing bold. Want more? Browse our latest drops, join our loyalty club, or follow along on social for sneak peeks and giveaways. Stay bold, stay kind, and keep collecting what makes you feel like you.
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