Say hello to your new everyday carry—a chill-but-cheeky tote bag featuring our most unbothered character yet: the lounging cartoon pepper. Whether you're picking up oat milk, running errands, or fake-shopping at the market just to feel something, this bag brings the ✨energy✨.
And now? You get options.
You can choose between:
Poster-style background version – With full summer sky, beach, and clouds for maximum boldness
No background version – Clean, minimal, and aesthetic AF. Just the pepper and the attitude.
This tote says:
“Yes I’m buying kale, no I don’t know how to cook it.”
“I didn’t come here to stress. I came here to slay and leave.”
“I’m the kind of person who carries my own tote because I care... but also because the graphic is hilarious and matches my emotional instability.”
Whether you’re a bold maximalist or a minimalist in her clean-girl era, this bag brings the perfect chill.
Size: 38 x 42cm (handle drop: 30cm)
Fabric: 100% natural cotton
Capacity: Perfect for books, snacks, skincare hauls, or emotional baggage
Print: High-quality heat-pressed vinyl (not iron-on nonsense)
Style Options:
👉 Full-color background
👉 Minimal no-background
✅ Reusable & Sustainable – Ditch the plastic and make this your everyday go-to.
✅ Versatile Style – Gym? Work? Farmer’s market? Drama club? Covered.
✅ Statement Accessory – It’s functional, it’s funny, it’s very you.
✅ Lightweight But Durable – Folds easily into your pocket or handbag, but strong enough to handle a chaotic haul.
Grocery store show-offs
People who pretend they’re chill (but aren’t)
Artists, students, and serial over-packers
Gift-givers with taste
You, scrolling this listing right now. You know this is your vibe.
All Keolix totes are printed with love, packed with care, and shipped plastic-free because we care about your vibe and the planet.
📦 FREE UK delivery
📧 Questions or cute tote pics? Email us: hello@keolix.com
We’re a design studio powered by chaos, coffee, and emotionally fluent vegetables. Every product is handmade to reflect your personality—funny, weird, aesthetic, or just tired. If it makes you laugh or feel seen, we’ve done our job.
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→ Designed in the UK, worn worldwide by legends like you
💜 About KEOLIX
KEOLIX is not for the passive, the plain, or the “meh.”
We’re the brand your neutral tote bag warned you about.
Everything here is handmade, in-house, and intentionally bold. From rude birthday cards to weirdly loveable stickers and statement prints, KEOLIX designs are built to spark joy, start drama, or add just enough chaos to your day.
Want to make your order giftable? Pair it with one of our handmade cards — we’ve got sweet, sassy, and straight-up savage.
Not sure what to get? Check out our bestsellers — the people know what’s good.
Need layout inspiration or want to see what people are doing with their KEOLIX hauls? We’re always building aesthetic combos and real-life styling ideas here. Go get lost in it.
KEOLIX isn’t just a shop. It’s a vibe. And you’re in it now.
✨ At KEOLIX, we believe small things can spark big smiles. Every product we create is made with heart, humor, and a touch of rebellion. Whether you're collecting pins, gifting cards, or brightening your space with prints, you're supporting a brand that values creativity, quality, and meaning. Our designs are more than accessories — they're conversation starters, confidence boosters, and love notes in disguise. Thanks for shopping small and choosing bold. Want more? Browse our latest drops, join our loyalty club, or follow along on social for sneak peeks and giveaways. Stay bold, stay kind, and keep collecting what makes you feel like you.
Whether you're running errands, headed to the beach, or just want to carry a little sass with your snacks, this tote brings personality, practicality, and Pinterest-core energy to every step.
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