Cartoon Baby Bottle Tote Bag – Cute & Eco-Friendly Shopper

“A little nostalgia never hurt nobody...” 💭🍼

Cue the bottle, the sass, and a hint of ‘yep—I’m still carrying everyone’s stuff like a superhero.’ Whether you're a mum, a mum-to-be, or just someone emotionally attached to the bottle (no judgment), this Cartoon Baby Bottle Tote Bag brings a whole new meaning to baby got bag.

✨ The Tote Vibes:

• Soft pastel, cartoon-style baby bottle design – giving retro nursery energy with adult-level practicality

• Funny and subtle – not screaming “I’m tired,” but definitely whispering it

• 100% recycled cotton – because we like our humor sustainable

• Perfect size: 40 x 38 cm (15.7 x 15 inches) – not too big, not too small, but enough to carry wipes, snacks, regrets, and a juice box

🍼 What Makes this tote  Keolix-Worthy:

• Material: 100% recycled cotton – because you're not here to destroy the planet

• Fabric Weight: 130–135 gsm – lightweight enough to swing dramatically over your shoulder, but strong enough to survive a soft toy explosion

• Design: Baby bottle, yes. But make it cute. Think pastel tones, kawaii expression, and just enough irony to make strangers grin

🛒 Who This Is Actually For:

• New mums with a sense of humor (and too much stuff)

• Cool aunties who come to the party with snacks AND sarcasm

• Gen Z girlies who wear baby tees and call it camp

• Anyone who loves kitschy, pastel-core accessories with a twist

📦 Why You'll Be Obsessed:

✔ Durable & Practical: Strong enough for groceries, nappies, or emotional baggage.
✔ Statement-Making: It's giving retro babycore but grown up.
✔ Gifting Goals: The ultimate baby shower add-on, or a hilarious gift for your friend who just gave birth (to a baby, a business, or a breakdown).
✔ Reusable Queen: Use it again and again. (Much like the baby bottle we all hid in our bag until Year 3.)

🎁 Use It For:

• Park days with the kids (or the dog, who is definitely your child)

• Bookstore hauls that may or may not include parenting guides

• Baby showers when you want to look effortlessly cool and not basic

• Every single errand that makes you think: “This would be more fun with a tote”

🫶 More Than a Tote – It’s a Whole Aesthetic

It’s the kind of bag that whispers, “Yeah, I’ve got my life together... sort of.” From diapers to doodles, oat milk to notebooks, this baby bottle tote carries it all—and looks adorable doing it.

Whether you’re parenting a child, a plant, or your inner child, this tote reminds you to keep it cute, keep it light, and carry it all with style.

✅ Quick Details Recap:

• 100% recycled cotton

• Size: 40 x 38 cm

• Lightweight (130–135 gsm)

• Handmade with ✨ love ✨ and 2 drops of sarcasm

• Printed in soft pastel colors

🚚 Shipping Info:

• UK: 2–5 business days

• International: 7–14 business days

• Processing: 1–3 business days

• Tracked options available (so you don’t have to guess)

🍼 Order yours now and rock the bottle in the cutest way possible. Because you're already carrying everything—might as well do it in style.

💜 About KEOLIX

KEOLIX is not for the passive, the plain, or the “meh.”
We’re the brand your neutral tote bag warned you about.

Everything here is handmade, in-house, and intentionally bold. From rude birthday cards to weirdly loveable stickers and statement prints, KEOLIX designs are built to spark joy, start drama, or add just enough chaos to your day.

Want to make your order giftable? Pair it with one of our handmade cards — we’ve got sweet, sassy, and straight-up savage.

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KEOLIX isn’t just a shop. It’s a vibe. And you’re in it now.

✨ At KEOLIX, we believe small things can spark big smiles. Every product we create is made with heart, humor, and a touch of rebellion. Whether you're collecting pins, gifting cards, or brightening your space with prints, you're supporting a brand that values creativity, quality, and meaning. Our designs are more than accessories — they're conversation starters, confidence boosters, and love notes in disguise. Thanks for shopping small and choosing bold. Want more? Browse our latest drops, join our loyalty club, or follow along on social for sneak peeks and giveaways. Stay bold, stay kind, and keep collecting what makes you feel like you.