Call In Sick Sticker – Funny Waterproof Vinyl Design

Normalize logging off with ✨style✨.

Introducing the Call In Sick sticker — because sometimes, life calls for a nap, a snack, and absolutely no responsibilities. Whether you're actually taking a sick day or just manifesting one with your iced latte, this cheeky little sticker says what we’re all thinking: “No thanks, not today.”

This iPhone-style vinyl decal isn’t just a vibe — it’s a mood. It’s what your to-do list would say if it could talk. Minimalist. Clean. Slightly passive-aggressive. In the best way.

😴 WHY YOU NEED THIS STICKER IN YOUR LIFE

• Funny but low-key: Subtle enough to sit on your laptop at work without raising too many HR eyebrows. But everyone will relate.

• Waterproof + durable: Sticks to bottles, books, tech, you name it. Won’t peel off in the rain or during emotional breakdowns.

• Relatable energy: We’ve all hit that “nah” moment. Now you can express it with a stylish rectangle.

• Handmade by someone who gets it: That’s me. Hi. I made this while procrastinating something important. You’re welcome.

🧃 WHERE TO STICK THIS STICKER

Let’s get specific, babe:

• Water bottles – hydration with a side of boundary-setting

• Laptop or iPad – perfect if you work from bed (no shame)

• Journals + planners – because even your to-do list deserves a mental health day

• Phone case – the ultimate 'Don’t call me' energy

• Scrapbooks – a little reminder to rest between the chaos

You’re not just sticking a design onto something. You’re making a statement. One that says, “I’m booked and busy… lying horizontally.”

🧠 BUT WHAT IF I GIFT THIS STICKER?

Genius move. This makes the perfect low-effort, high-impact gift. Especially for:

• Your work bestie who fake coughs like a pro

• Your introvert friend who’s emotionally allergic to plans

• Your partner who needs a hint to cancel those 9AM meetings

• Yourself. Always yourself.

Slide it into a card. Pair it with a wellness box. Toss it in your gift drawer for future “OMG I forgot their birthday” emergencies.

📏 STICKER DETAILS THAT MATTER

• Finish: Glossy, because we love a little glam

• Material: Waterproof vinyl — built to endure spills, tears, and Mondays

• Sizes: Standard 6cm-ish (aka just right for visibility without screaming)

• Options: Choose from 1, 3, or 6- Sticker pack if you’re serious about ditching responsibilities

💌 SHIPPING, RETURNS & VIBES

• Ships in 1–3 business days (unless I’ve called in sick 😇)

• UK: 2–5 biz days

• International: 7–14 biz days

• Returns accepted on non-personalized items

• Email me anytime: hello@keolix.com

🔮 YOU DESERVE A BREAK, BABE.

Let’s be honest: burnout culture is dead. We're done glorifying busy. We’re romanticizing rest, resistance, and self-respect.

The Call In Sick sticker is more than decoration — it’s a mantra. A mini protest. A gentle reminder that you can take a break. You deserve to rest. And sometimes? The boldest thing you can do… is opt out.

So go ahead. Add to cart. Stick it somewhere loud. And if anyone asks where you are? Tell them you’ve called in sick — spiritually, mentally, or just because it’s a Tuesday.

💜 About KEOLIX

KEOLIX is not for the passive, the plain, or the “meh.”
We’re the brand your neutral tote bag warned you about.

Everything here is handmade, in-house, and intentionally bold. From rude birthday cards to weirdly loveable stickers and statement prints, KEOLIX designs are built to spark joy, start drama, or add just enough chaos to your day.

Want to make your order giftable? Pair it with one of our handmade cards — we’ve got sweet, sassy, and straight-up savage.

Not sure what to get? Check out our bestsellers — the people know what’s good.

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✨ At KEOLIX, we believe small things can spark big smiles. Every product we create is made with heart, humor, and a touch of rebellion. Whether you're collecting pins, gifting cards, or brightening your space with prints, you're supporting a brand that values creativity, quality, and meaning. Our designs are more than accessories — they're conversation starters, confidence boosters, and love notes in disguise. Thanks for shopping small and choosing bold. Want more? Browse our latest drops, join our loyalty club, or follow along on social for sneak peeks and giveaways. Stay bold, stay kind, and keep collecting what makes you feel like you.