Bloody Hell, You’re Leaving! – Funny Farewell Card

🧙♂️ Send Them Off With a Laugh: “Bloody Hell, You’re Leaving!” Card

Looking for the ultimate funny farewell card to say goodbye with humor, heart, and a bit of magical chaos? This red-haired wizard has you covered. With his exasperated expression and the oh-so-British line “Bloody hell, you’re leaving!”—this card is a crowd favorite for last days, fresh starts, and dramatic exits.

Whether they’re off to a new job, moving to another realm (or postcode), or just disappearing from your life like a true legend—this card says goodbye with charm, wit, and just enough emotional damage to be memorable.

💬 Why You'll Love This Card:

• Whimsical & Witty: The right mix of heartfelt and hilarious (aka the only kind of goodbye we believe in)

• Perfect for Any Exit: Whether it’s a job switch, flatmate farewell, or retirement mic drop

• Blank Inside: Room for your own spell, sass, or heartfelt monologue

• It’s a Fridge Card: Not one they’ll bin. This card stays

• Versatile AF: Ideal for coworkers, friends, flatmates, and even exes (if you're feeling poetic and petty)

👑 Product Features:

• Available Sizes:
  – A4: Bold and perfect for group messages
  – A5 : Classic, polished, and frameable
  – A6 (4.1 x 5.8"): Compact and cheeky — perfect for casual vibes

• Cardstock: Thick, premium matte finish — sturdy, smooth, and pen-friendly

• Design: High-resolution, full-color wizard illustration with signature British sass

• Interior: Blank – say what you really want

• Envelope: Included and color-matched — no spellbinding needed

• Packaging: Flat-packed in eco-rigid mailers so your wizard arrives flawless

🔮 Perfect For:

• Farewell parties with cake, drinks, and some light trauma

• Office exits that deserve more than a Post-it goodbye

• Roommates leaving your flat but not your heart

• Your magical bestie riding off into their next chapter

• That colleague who low-key ran the office but pretended not to

🧠 What Makes It Magical:

This isn’t your run-of-the-mill “Good Luck” card.
It’s character. It’s chaos. It’s you.

When you hand them this funny farewell Design, you're not just saying goodbye. You're saying:

• “You were the star of this sitcom.”

• “You made the Zoom calls fun.”

• “You’ll be missed more than the snack drawer.”

It’s the card that makes them laugh… and then cry… and then frame it on their fridge.

🎁 Gifting Tip:

Make it unforgettable with a few extras:

• Add a glitter pen + write a farewell spell

• Tape in a tea bag, chocolate wand, or pun sticker

• Bundle it with a Keolix Wizard Print for the full magical send-off

• Or… leave it mysteriously on their desk with no name and watch them spiral

📦 Shipping & Returns Info

UK Orders:
– Dispatched in 1–3 business days
– Delivery: 2–5 working days
– Eco-rigid packaging for max protection

International Orders:
– Delivery: 7–14 business days
– Tracking included
– Customs delays may occur

Returns & Refunds:
– Accepted on non-personalized items within 14 days
– Must be unused and in original packaging
– Refunds issued to the original payment method

Something Wrong?
– Email: hello@keolix.com within 7 days
– Include a photo if item is damaged or incorrect
– We’ll replace or refund, no spells required

Lost Mail?
– UK: Reach out after 14 days
– International: After 30 days
– We’ll sort it

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Everything here is handmade, in-house, and intentionally bold. From rude birthday cards to weirdly loveable stickers and statement prints, KEOLIX designs are built to spark joy, start drama, or add just enough chaos to your day.

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