Best When Chilled Greeting Card – Funny Milk Carton Design

🥛 Best When Chilled – The Coolest Card in the Fridge 🧊

Looking for a greeting card that’s cooler than your ex and cuter than your crush?
You’ve found it.
The “Best When Chilled” card is your go-to for a little pun, a lot of charm, and just the right dose of cheeky fun.

Perfect for birthdays, thank-you notes, random acts of adorableness, or those “I was thinking of you” moments that make hearts melt.

❄️ What Makes This Card So Cool?

• Iconic Milk Carton Design – It's giving dairy-core meets kawaii. A little carton with big vibes.

• Pun Game = Strong – “Best When Chilled” is not just a phrase… it’s a lifestyle. Perfect for the laid-back legends in your life.

• Unforgettable Impact – It’s the kind of card that actually gets kept. On fridges. On desks. In hearts. 💌

• Blank Inside – Say whatever you want. From “you’re cooler than oat milk” to “miss your face.”

💌 Who's It For?

• That effortlessly cool friend who never replies but you love them anyway

• Your therapist, barista, or coworker who saved your ass

• A sibling who needs a reminder they peaked in 2016

• Yourself (obviously) – because self-love looks like buying cute paper things for no reason

You don’t need a reason to send something sweet. Just a little Keolix chaos and a blank page to fill.

📏 Available Sizes

Choose your format, write your truth:

• Standard A5– Your classic gallery-worthy fave

• A4 – Because you have too much to say and not enough chill

• A6 (4.1 x 5.8") – Small but mighty. Perfect for cheeky notes & quick hellos

🖨️ Crafted With Love, Printed To Perfection

• Printed on high-quality thick cardstock – because we don’t do flimsy

• Crisp, vibrant print that brings the milk carton to life

• Packaged with care to avoid postal chaos (we see you, rain-soaked mailboxes)

📦 SHIPPING & RETURNS INFO

• UK Orders: 2–5 business days

• International: 7–14 days (customs might flirt with it for a bit)

• Processing Time: 1–3 business days

Tracking: All tracked orders will receive a tracking number via email
Returns: Non-personalized items can be returned within 14 days
Refunds: Back to your original payment method once we receive the item

If it arrives wrong, damaged, or suspiciously uncool—
📧 Email us at hello@keolix.com and we’ll sort it. No stress.

🎁 Wanna Be Extra?

Slide this card into a gift bag. Tape it to a matcha tin.
Send it with snacks or skincare. Or just send it solo—because honestly, it slaps on its own.

You’re not just sending a card.
You’re delivering a vibe.

💫 Order Your “Best When Chilled” Card Today

Don’t overthink it.
Click add to cart, write something chaotic and heartfelt, and drop it in the post.

It’s funny, it’s fresh, it’s cool as milk straight from the fridge.

🛒 Your new favorite card? Found it.
Now go chill—and let the card do the talking.

💜 About KEOLIX

KEOLIX is not for the passive, the plain, or the “meh.”
We’re the brand your neutral tote bag warned you about.

Everything here is handmade, in-house, and intentionally bold. From rude birthday cards to weirdly loveable stickers and statement prints, KEOLIX designs are built to spark joy, start drama, or add just enough chaos to your day.

Want to make your order giftable? Pair it with one of our handmade cards — we’ve got sweet, sassy, and straight-up savage.

Not sure what to get? Check out our bestsellers — the people know what’s good.

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KEOLIX isn’t just a shop. It’s a vibe. And you’re in it now.

✨ At KEOLIX, we believe small things can spark big smiles. Every product we create is made with heart, humor, and a touch of rebellion. Whether you're collecting pins, gifting cards, or brightening your space with prints, you're supporting a brand that values creativity, quality, and meaning. Our designs are more than accessories — they're conversation starters, confidence boosters, and love notes in disguise. Thanks for shopping small and choosing bold. Want more? Browse our latest drops, join our loyalty club, or follow along on social for sneak peeks and giveaways. Stay bold, stay kind, and keep collecting what makes you feel like you.