At Least You’re Not a Dinosaur – Funny Card

🦖 Lighten the Mood with a Funny Dinosaur Greeting Card That Hits Just Right

Make them laugh when they least expect it with our funny dinosaur greeting card, featuring a hilariously sad dino and the unforgettable message: “At least you’re not a dinosaur. Because they’re all dead.” If your humor leans dark, dry, or totally random, this card will absolutely deliver.

It’s the perfect way to say “life could be worse” in the most lovable, ridiculous way possible. Ideal for birthdays, breakups, bad Mondays, or when someone just needs a laugh.

💬 Why This Card Works Every Time:

• Unexpected Humor: It’s sweet, a little savage, and exactly what they didn’t know they needed.

• Relatable in a Weird Way: Because let’s be honest—being extinct would definitely ruin your week.

• Blank Inside = Endless Possibility: Keep it sarcastic or make it heartfelt. The space is yours.

• Made for the Meme Generation: Anyone who’s ever sent a reaction gif will get it (and love it).

• Instant Classic: The kind of card people tape to their fridge and quote forever.

👑 Features:

• Sizes Available:
  – A6: Compact with just enough bite
  – A5: A classic greeting card fit
  – A4: For the bold and hilarious gestures

• Cardstock: Thick matte stock—smooth to write on, satisfying to hold

• Print Quality: High-res, full color, with crisp line work and vibrant hues

• Design: Features a big-eyed, sad cartoon dino + headline text that steals the show

• Envelope: Included (because a card this good needs a proper entrance)

• Packaging: Rigid mailer, zero bend, all care

Perfect For:

• People who laugh at weird things

• Anyone turning another year older

• Friends going through a breakup or burnout

• The coworker who lives off memes and sarcasm

• “Just because” cards for your chaotic loved ones

🧠 Why This Card Actually Matters

It’s not just about getting a laugh—this funny dinosaur greeting card is about connection through humor. It says: “I know things suck, but here’s a laugh from someone who gets it.”

It’s the kind of joke that pulls someone out of their head, even for just a moment.

And sometimes, that’s exactly what we need.

🎁 Want to Create a Full-on Dino-Themed Day?

Here’s how to take it next level:

• Add a dinosaur sticker or toy

• Include a chocolate bar with a tag that says “Extinct but sweet”

• Write a note like: “Extinction-level bad mood? Not on my watch.”

• Wrap in tissue paper with green dino tracks drawn on it

It’ll be the kind of mail they laugh at, save, and talk about for way too long.

📦 Shipping & Returns Info

UK Orders:
– Shipped in 1–3 business days
– Delivered in 2–5 business days
– Sent in rigid, eco-safe flat mailers

International Orders:
– Delivery in 7–14 business days
– Tracking available on request
– Customs delays may occur

Returns & Refunds:
– Returns accepted on non-personalized items within 14 days
– Must be unused and in original packaging
– Refunds issued to the original payment method

Damaged or Incorrect?
– Email hello@keolix.com within 7 days
– Include a photo and your order number
– We’ll replace it or refund you—fast

Lost Mail?
– UK: Contact after 14 days
– International: After 30 days
– We’ll fix it, no questions asked

💜 About KEOLIX

KEOLIX is not for the passive, the plain, or the “meh.”
We’re the brand your neutral tote bag warned you about.

Everything here is handmade, in-house, and intentionally bold. From rude birthday cards to weirdly loveable stickers and statement prints, KEOLIX designs are built to spark joy, start drama, or add just enough chaos to your day.

Want to make your order giftable? Pair it with one of our handmade cards — we’ve got sweet, sassy, and straight-up savage.

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