Aloe Me to Introduce Myself – Cute Plant Tote

🌿 Carry Joy with the Aloe Vera Pun Tote Bag

Start your day with a smile and a sustainable win with our aloe vera pun tote bag. This “Aloe Me to Introduce Myself” design is more than just a funny phrase—it's a walking conversation starter, wrapped in recycled cotton and packed with personality.

Whether you're off to the market, the library, or your favourite café, this cheerful little bag adds playfulness to every errand. Plant lovers, pun addicts, and eco-conscious fashionistas—this one’s made for you.

💬 Why You’ll Love This Aloe Vera Pun Tote Bag:

• A Design That Gets Compliments: The happy aloe vera illustration and clever pun make strangers smile.

• Roomy But Lightweight: Big enough for your essentials, light enough to carry all day.

• Guilt-Free Fashion: 100% recycled cotton means you’re doing good while looking good.

• Daily Companion Vibes: Whether you're hitting the gym or browsing your local bookstore, this tote goes with everything.

• Gift-Ready & Irresistibly Quirky: Guaranteed hit for birthdays, housewarmings, or a “just because” treat.

👑 Key Features:

• Size: 40 x 38 cm (15.7 x 15 in) – Spacious enough for books, groceries, planners, and snacks

• Material: 100% recycled cotton – sustainable, washable, and durable

• Weight: 130–135 gsm – light to carry, tough enough to keep up with your day

• Handle Drop: Long enough to sling over your shoulder with ease

• Print: Crisp, colourful design printed with care—vibrant, long-lasting, and fade-resistant

Perfect For:

• Plant parents with sass

• Students or creatives hauling notebooks and ideas

• Work commutes that need a little cheer

• Eco-conscious shoppers

• Gift-givers who refuse to buy boring

🧠 Why This Isn’t Just a Tote Bag

Let’s be honest. You could carry your stuff in a plastic bag.
But you’re not basic.

This aloe vera pun tote bag is about bringing joy to the boring stuff. It turns errands into softcore fashion statements. It makes you feel like the kind of person who brings their own straw and compliments someone’s earrings.

It’s lighthearted, yes. But it’s also a low-key rebellion against bland, beige accessories.

And who doesn't want that?

🎁 A Gift That Says “I Thought of You (and I’m Hilarious)”

Let’s talk gifting.

This tote is perfect for:

• Your plant-obsessed best friend

• Your coworker with five succulents on her desk

• Your sister who lives in charity shops and drinks oat milk lattes

• Yourself—because let’s be honest, you need this

Wrap it with one of our matching botanical cards, a mini plant, or a chocolate bar, and you’ve got an unforgettable gift that costs less than dinner out.

📦 Shipping & Returns Info

UK Orders:
– Dispatched in 1–3 business days
– Delivered in 2–5 business days
– Eco-friendly packaging that protects your tote and your conscience

International Orders:
– Delivered in 7–14 business days
– Tracking provided
– Customs delays may apply

Returns & Refunds:
– Returns accepted within 14 days on non-personalised items
– Items must be unused and in original packaging
– Buyer pays return postage unless item is damaged

Damaged or Wrong Item?
– Email hello@keolix.com within 7 days
– Include a photo + order number
– We’ll replace or refund quickly, no stress

Lost Mail?
– UK: Report after 14 days
– International: After 30 days
– We’ll get it sorted—always

💜 About KEOLIX

KEOLIX is not for the passive, the plain, or the “meh.”
We’re the brand your neutral tote bag warned you about.

Everything here is handmade, in-house, and intentionally bold. From rude birthday cards to weirdly loveable stickers and statement prints, KEOLIX designs are built to spark joy, start drama, or add just enough chaos to your day.

Want to make your order giftable? Pair it with one of our handmade cards — we’ve got sweet, sassy, and straight-up savage.

Not sure what to get? Check out our bestsellers — the people know what’s good.

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KEOLIX isn’t just a shop. It’s a vibe. And you’re in it now.