Tired of overly sweet, sappy Christmas cards that feel more like Hallmark leftovers than something you’d actually send?
We got you. This. Card.
The “All I Want for Christmas Is You (And Maybe a Day Off)” card delivers seasonal joy with a big wink. Featuring a steaming mug of hot chocolate topped with marshmallows, whipped cream, and a peppermint stick, it’s festive, cozy, and 100% relatable.
It’s the card version of wearing fuzzy socks and hiding from your responsibilities in a blanket burrito.
Relatable AF: Because let’s be honest, we do want our loved ones for Christmas—but also a nap, some quiet, and a holiday from the holiday.
Wholesome & Witty: Cute design meets cheeky humor. It’s sweet and sarcastic—just like you.
Instant Smile Trigger: Whether they’re stressed, overworked, or stuck in retail hell, this card will crack a smile.
Gender-Neutral Festive Vibes: Works for lovers, BFFs, work wives, or anyone who appreciates a good pun with their peppermint mocha.
Eco-Conscious: Beautifully printed on thick, sustainable cardstock that feels luxurious and guilt-free.
Design: Cozy cartoon hot chocolate with marshmallows and candy cane
Sizes:
– A6: Small but mighty
– A5 Your classic go-to
– A4 For when your message is long (or dramatic)
Interior: Blank inside for your custom message—whether it’s heartfelt or hilariously unhinged
Paper: Premium eco-friendly cardstock, matte finish, perfect for gel pens, felt-tips, or glitter if you’re feeling extra
Envelope: Thick and chic—comes with every card
Packaging: Recyclable, protective, and cute enough for gifting as-is
Your partner who deserves you and also time off work
Friends who are festive but not too festive
Coworkers who need coffee, not carols
Secret Santa exchanges that actually slap
Yourself—because we support self-gifting in this house
Let’s talk real for a second.
Christmas is magical… until it’s not.
You’re overwhelmed, broke, tired, and still somehow responsible for wrapping 14 things and showing up cheerful to three events in one weekend.
This funny Christmas greeting card says what everyone’s thinking. “Yes, I love you. Yes, I’m festive. And yes… I would like a nap now.”
It’s the kind of honesty wrapped in humor that people remember. The card they leave out all month. The one they actually keep.
Here’s how to turn it into a killer little gift:
Add a handwritten note with something like “You’re the marshmallow to my chaos”
Slide in a gift card, tea bag, or chocolate square
Pair it with our Christmas prints or mugs for a festive bundle
Send it directly with your message—we’ll write it for you (just let us know!)
UK Orders:
– Processing time: 1–3 business days
– Delivery: 2–5 business days
– All cards packed flat in rigid, recyclable mailers
International Orders:
– Delivery: 7–14 business days
– Tracked shipping available for most regions
– Allow extra time during holiday season
Returns & Refunds:
– Accepted on non-personalized items within 14 days
– Item must be unused and in original condition
– Refunds processed to the original payment method
Damaged or Incorrect?
– Email hello@keolix.com within 7 days
– Include your order number + a photo of the issue
– We’ll replace or refund quickly—no stress
Lost Packages:
– UK: Contact after 14 days
– International: Contact after 30 days
– We’ll handle it
💜 About KEOLIX
KEOLIX is not for the passive, the plain, or the “meh.”
We’re the brand your neutral tote bag warned you about.
Everything here is handmade, in-house, and intentionally bold. From rude birthday cards to weirdly loveable stickers and statement prints, KEOLIX designs are built to spark joy, start drama, or add just enough chaos to your day.
Want to make your order giftable? Pair it with one of our handmade cards — we’ve got sweet, sassy, and straight-up savage.
Not sure what to get? Check out our bestsellers — the people know what’s good.
Need layout inspiration or want to see what people are doing with their KEOLIX hauls? We’re always building aesthetic combos and real-life styling ideas here. Go get lost in it.
KEOLIX isn’t just a shop. It’s a vibe. And you’re in it now.
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