90s Vibes Only – Funny Roller Skater Greeting Card

🌟 It’s Giving: Nostalgia. Roller Disco. Chaos. Love.

This isn't just paper — it's pastel-powered personality with wheels.
The “90s Vibes Only” greeting card isn’t shy. It skates straight into your heart with cartoon roller disco energy, a sprinkle of sass, and enough retro joy to make your Tamagotchi beep again.

Got a bestie who still rocks scrunchies? A partner who belts out Spice Girls in the car? Someone who needs a laugh, a vibe shift, or just a damn good card that doesn’t suck? Yeah, this is the one.

💬 Why You’ll Love This 90s Vibes Card:

• 🎉 All the Nostalgia, None of the Embarrassment: This isn't a cringe trip down memory lane. It’s bold, bright, and gives cool-not-corny retro energy.

• 🛼 Designed to Be Remembered: That cartoon skater? Instant mood boost. The colours? Poppin’. The vibe? Immaculate.

• 🖊 Blank Inside, Bold Outside: Keep it clean or get chaotic—this card’s got space for all your declarations, inside jokes, and emotional breakdowns.

• 🎯 Fits Any Occasion: Valentine’s, birthday, anniversary, or Tuesday. No limits, just love (or sarcasm).

• 💌 Frame-Worthy: People keep this one. We’re talking fridge doors, cork boards, even scrapbook levels of fame.

👑 Features:

• Available Sizes:
  – A6: Short & sweet
  – A5: Classic, versatile
  – A4: For the dramatic writers and long-winded romantics

• Paper Stock: Thick, premium matte cardstock — feels good, looks better

• Envelope Included: Because duh

• Finish: Smooth, high-quality print with vibrant colours that won’t fade with time or tea spills

• Packaging: Lovingly protected in a compostable sleeve – we keep it sustainable AND sexy

🎯 Perfect For:

• Your Gen X or millennial soulmate who still says “as if” unironically

• Roller rink fanatics and playlist curators

• Couples who fell in love over Pokémon trades and Walkman mixtapes

• Your long-distance bestie who needs a serotonin drop

• Anyone who needs a laugh, a hug, or a flashback to better, weirder times

🧠 Bonus Waffle – A Card with a Side of Dopamine

Okay real talk. Greeting cards are usually boring. Same script. Same glitter. Same dead-eyed teddy bear holding a balloon.

This? This is a cultural reset.

The “90s Vibes Only” card is pure throwback joy. The kind that makes you feel things. You know—before emojis replaced actual emotion and love letters got replaced by “wyd” at 1AM.

Every detail screams effort. You chose this card. You meant it. Whether you’re being cute, funny, chaotic, or sentimental—it lands. And it sticks. Like the smell of gel pens and dial-up tone nostalgia.

This card doesn’t just speak.
It rollerblades in and performs a split.

🎁 Gifting It? Here’s Why They’ll Lose Their Mind:

It’s not just a card—it’s a whole moment.

Imagine your person opening a plain white envelope and finding a roller skating cartoon bombshell from the ‘90s yelling LOVE, VIBES, and CHAOS.

Boom. Instant smile.
Zero awkward forced laughter.
Actual reaction: “This is SO YOU.”

Pair it with:

• Their favourite chocolate bar

• A playlist link

• One of our 90s prints or T-shirts

• Or just your signature chaotic love note

And you've just won the damn greeting card Olympics.

📦 Shipping & Returns Info:

UK:
📬 Delivered in 2–5 business days
🕒 Orders processed in 1–3 business days
📦 Sent in protective packaging, always tracked

International:
🌍 Delivery in 7–14 business days
🚨 Customs might delay things a bit — deep breaths, babe

Returns:
✅ 14-day return window on non-personalised items
📧 Contact us with order info if anything goes wrong
📸 Include a photo for damage/issue claims

Lost Mail?
UK: Report after 14 days
International: Report after 30 days
We’ll resend or refund — no drama

🌀 Final Words (and then go buy it):

This 90s vibes card is cheeky, sweet, and packed with old-school soul.
It’s for the lovers who can’t help but joke.
The besties who never outgrew Lisa Frank.
The weirdos who are still the main characters.

If you want to say “I love you,” “I miss you,” or “Please don’t dump me,”
—this card rolls in, throws glitter in the air, and says it LOUD.

👉 Add to cart, scribble your truth, and let the chaos commence.

💜 About KEOLIX

KEOLIX is not for the passive, the plain, or the “meh.”
We’re the brand your neutral tote bag warned you about.

Everything here is handmade, in-house, and intentionally bold. From rude birthday cards to weirdly loveable stickers and statement prints, KEOLIX designs are built to spark joy, start drama, or add just enough chaos to your day.

Want to make your order giftable? Pair it with one of our handmade cards — we’ve got sweet, sassy, and straight-up savage.

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KEOLIX isn’t just a shop. It’s a vibe. And you’re in it now.