29 + 1 Birthday Card – Funny Customisable Crying Cake Design

A Card for When “Happy Birthday” Feels Like an Attack.

Some birthdays call for balloons. Others call for crying cake energy. This is for the second kind.

Introducing our “29 + 1 (Let’s Not Say Thirty)” Funny Birthday Card, featuring a totally overwhelmed, wax-melting cake with a candle and anxiety issues. Perfect for your bestie who’s not technically turning 30. Or 40. Or 50. Or whatever cursed milestone they’re emotionally avoiding.

And guess what?
You can customise the age for any level of birthday denial.
(We’re looking at you, 39 + 1 crowd.)

🎂 The Card That Understands Your Breakdown

We’ve all got that one friend who needs a hug and a sedative every time their birthday comes around. This card is:

• Hilarious ✅

• Relatable ✅

• Slightly concerning ✅

With bold “29 + 1 (Let’s Not Say Thirty)” text and a melting cake that’s clearly not doing great, it’s the perfect balance of tragic and iconic.

💬 Want a different number? You got it.

Just pop your custom age in the personalisation box and we’ll swap it out with something equally unhinged.

Some customer faves:

• “25 + VAT”

• “38.99999”

• “Level 40 (Let’s Not)”

• “31 – But Spiritually 22”

• “21 (Again. Shut Up.)”

We’ll match the layout and keep the font bold, dramatic, and totally in crisis.

💌 Card Details:

• Available sizes: A6, A5, A4

• Printed on 324gsm smooth matte cardstock

• Blank inside for your spiralling, love, or roast

• Comes with kraft envelope

• 100% recyclable & plastic-free packaging

• Designed by Keolix. Powered by vibes and tears.

🎁 Great For:

• BFFs who age reluctantly

• Coworkers with sarcasm in their DNA

• Siblings who peaked at 27

• That one friend who swears they’re still 21

• Anyone about to hit a birthday they emotionally reject

📦 Shipping & Vibe Delivery:

We pack every meltdown—er, card—with love, bubble wrap (emotional and physical), and eco-conscious packaging.
📧 Any questions or birthday panic? Email us at hello@keolix.com
📦 FREE UK delivery always

✨ About Keolix

KEOLIX is not for the passive, the plain, or the “meh.”
We’re the brand your neutral tote bag warned you about.

Everything here is handmade, in-house, and intentionally bold. From rude birthday cards to weirdly loveable stickers and statement prints, KEOLIX designs are built to spark joy, start drama, or add just enough chaos to your day.

Want to make your order giftable? Pair it with one of our handmade cards — we’ve got sweet, sassy, and straight-up savage.

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✨ At KEOLIX, we believe small things can spark big smiles. Every product we create is made with heart, humor, and a touch of rebellion. Whether you're collecting pins, gifting cards, or brightening your space with prints, you're supporting a brand that values creativity, quality, and meaning. Our designs are more than accessories — they're conversation starters, confidence boosters, and love notes in disguise. Thanks for shopping small and choosing bold. Want more? Browse our latest drops, join our loyalty club, or follow along on social for sneak peeks and giveaways. Stay bold, stay kind, and keep collecting what makes you feel like you.

🛠️ Personalisation Instructions:

In the personalisation box, write the number (or phrase) you'd like to replace "29 + 1" with.
We’ll format it like the original—bold, funny, and front-and-centre.
If you leave it blank, we’ll send the original “29 + 1 (Let’s Not Say Thirty)” design.